It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard – they’re constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they’re probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can’t turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!

As the summer season winds to an end, so do the summer shows. Last night (Sunday, 9/11) marked the series finale of Entourage and the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. As you can see from the video below, Larry likes to pass the time by drawing Hitler mustaches on people, just to see what it would look like. Now, he’s not a Nazi supporter, and neither are we, but there’s something comical about seeing your favorite celebrity sporting the iconic lip fuhrer… sorry, fur. Try not to laugh as you hail our controversial photo gallery after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, your employer might take away facebook after seeing how much it costs them, the dog killer signed a ridiculous extension with the Eagles, Chick-Fil-A is offering a week of free breakfasts, Lady Gaga wore a fake penis to the VMAs, Lil Wayne wore women’s leggings, Hilary Duff gets paid to NOT make movies, Julianne Hough has leaked pics, the Red Hot Chili Peppers released their new album, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Jim Carrey professes his love for Emma Stone, ESPN wonders what Michael Vick looks like as a white guy, Blake Griffin interns for Funny or Die, Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers Nirvana, everyone pays tribute to Aaliyah, DMX got arrested again, Back To The Future will be a video game, Lady Gaga is the world’s most powerful female celebrity, Zoe Saldana strips for GQ and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

If there were anyone with a more tense relationship with his coach and the fan base as Vince Young I would be surprised. Sure, Donovan McNabb’s tumultuous tenure in Philly was bad, but he and Andy Reid were close. Vince, on the other hand, just can’t seem to handle the pressures involved with playing at the NFL level. While McNabb’s at least lead a couple teams to championship games and a Super Bowl, Vince only has 1 Pro Bowl year under his belt and has zero playoff experience. See who we think Vince will play for next season after the jump!

I spotted this infographic on TV during the Eagles game on Sunday and took a picture of the screen. Yeah, it’s a little ghetto and the information is simple but seeing these numbers side-by-side really shows Mike Vick’s incredible improvement from 2006 to now. At the time he got locked up Vick was one of the best (and most popular players) in the league and now he has stepped his game up to an unprecedented level. Who doesn’t love a genuine redemption story?

Before last Sunday’s games, there were eight teams getting ready to hit the panic button at 0-2. Some teams gave their fans a glimmer of hope (Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings), some avoided a potential winless season (St. Louis Rams), and some still face that possibility (Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers).

Pro athletes can make big bucks from on the field performance, but the bigger bucks come from off the field endorsements. However, advertisers won’t just throw their money at any endorser, they need to be assured the spokesperson will be loved by the fans and elicit a favorable response.
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It’s becoming more and more obvious with each passing day (and the occasional scrambling day, but only when the pocket collapses) that the Michael Vick saga can end but one way…with a major Hollywood movie. Michael Oher got a movie and all he did was move in with a well off family and play some solid offensive line in high school. That’s nothing compared to Vick’s tales of adventure. All of the pieces are in place for the football movie of a lifetime. The only question is who gets to star in it? Well, we’ve got a few suggestions.

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us – they do stupid sh!t Seeing photos of them getting wasted off their asses never gets old. To satisfy your need for these drunken fools, we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index.

No sport seems to have as many athletes in trouble with the law as the National Football League does, so here is an “All-Star” team of sorts, compiled of 11 former and current NFL players that either have been, or are currently incarcerated.

There are some places that every person dreams of flying to once they figure out how to pay for the plane ticket. Fly to Amsterdam for “brownies” and you will spend at least a good ten hours crammed into a tiny seat; Germany for beers and babes, at least 14 hours. So while the eventual destination will totally rock once you get there…

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Guys like Lawrence Taylor and Corey Dillon are starting to give the NFL a bad name. It almost seems as if every time you open the paper you are going to end up reading about some other football player testing the legal limits of decency for our society. The following list is a select group of players that have spent some time incarcerated for a serious crime.