So, we decided to call our new weekly weed column “The Weedly Column”. In it, our dank dude Greg delves into the difficulty of job searches for recent graduates that may or may not smoke pot. Topics that are discussed include the various types of tests, stereotypes associated with potheads, your rights as a citizen, and choices that you have. Check out our highly acclaimed article after the jump!

We all have a stereotypical view of space invaders – they’re typically ugly motherf*ckers. Look no further than E.T., Aliens, Independence Day or the latest alien invasion flick, “Skyline” opening in theaters Friday, 11/12. Everyone thinks these foreign cretins will come to our planet on some sort of UFO and attack. What if they’re already among us like in the new NBC hit The Event?

When it comes to Americans there is one thing you can count on — we will gripe and complain about anything and everything under the sun especially when it comes to our neighbors, our government, and every country not just like us. Complain as we may, Americans are the most loyal fans of their sports heroes come rain or shine, especially when they are on an international stage. It helps that we often tend to kick some serious behind whenever the whole world is watching. In honor of those badasses past and present, the research team here at COED has compiled a list of athletes that make us proud to be an American (insert Lee Greenwood song here).

The summer is exemplified by a lot of things: sweet flicks, warm weather, bright colors, butt-ugly feet in open-toed shoes and, of course, visits to the local swimming pool. And since we’re all about educating the masses here at COED, I thought it’d be nice to inform you all about the types of people you’ll run into at the pool this summer.

The sun is shining, the sky is blue, and lovely ladies everywhere are prancing around in skimpy bikinis. As much as we enjoy ladies in their suits, if we don’t wear one as well than we appear pretty darn creepy. Whether or not she wants to talk to you depends on what you are wearing. We have all heard the statement ’clothes make the man,’ and it is true. In this case the swimsuit can ruin the man if he is not careful. If you are wondering what your suit says to the ladies read on.

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If you’re reading this, chance are good you’re high right now. But it may come as some surprise that 14-time US Olympic gold medalist swimmer, Michael Phelps – arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time – wait for it….smokes weed, too!!! Gasp!

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like profession… Click to read more

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SNL is back, kicking ass and taking names. Sure, the season premiere proved Michael Phelps should stick to swimming, but you can’t deny Tina Fey’s awesome portrayal of Sarah Palin in the opening sketch. We loves us some Liz Lemmon.… Click to read more