Wow, guys, it’s amazing! Michael Jackson’s alive!… in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he’s not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that’s to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson’s death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy. Still, this Michael dances his ass off at the bus stop like it’s nobody’s business.

Never before in the history of Halloween has there ever been such a perfect Halloween costume subject as the late Michael Jackson. From his frightening looks in Thriller to his frightening looks all the rest of the time, Michael Jackson is sure to be reincarnated this Oct. 31st more than you can possible imagine. So to prepare you for the coming MJ costume onslaught, here are 17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing.  (more…)

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Based upon this video, it would seem the late Michael Jackson has been reincarnated in the form of a 1980’s Nintendo video game character, where his dancing and moonwalking skills come in surprisingly handy. Plus, it appears he did make it into heaven – now kids can play with him all day long. (Too soon? Nope!)

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