COED Nation, what’s good in your world? Welcome to another edition of Al Jones’ Songs of the Week. Hope you have endured all of the hype that surrounds the Super Bowl. It is Super Bowl week this week. I know I am on the edge of my seat because I am a Patriots fan, and even though we are favored in the game, we all know that the Giants are the favorites. They have beaten us… Click to read more

There’s a growing trend among families and friends to give Christmas gifts AFTER the holidays are over when prices are dramatically slashed. If the people on your wishlist aren’t buying that excuse, stick an IOU in their stocking and tell ‘em you’ve got this giveaway on LOCKDOWN. To support the release of the Michael Jackson: The Life of an Icon DVD & Blu-ray, we’re giving away the aforementioned title along with Cowboys & Aliens, The Change-Up, Fast Five, AND a Blu-ray player. So, why not roll the dice and enter? You’re already in the doghouse for that stunt you pulled at Thanksgiving. Find out how to enter after the jump.

There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet’s top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today’s items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino’s toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco’s first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day feature in which we highlight the day’s best, buzzworthy, most WTF pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today’s items feature the Dodgers going broke, Jose Canseco getting ejected, Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket 7 figure price tag, Billy the Kid’s only known photograph selling for 7 figures, a drunk woman spraying breast milk at cops, Karen Gillan stumbling through hotel hallways nude, Rosario Dawson planking, the Shannon Twins mesh dresses, Sara Jean Underwood’s bikini, Charlie Sheen goddess-less, the whitest colleges in America, gay pride and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past two years we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure, the guy was a music legend in the 80s and 90s, and has unquestionably written some of the best pop songs in the history of all mankind, but he was also the inspiration for numerous childrens’ nightmares, wet mattresses and countless hours of therapy. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for two years, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes. Check ‘em out after the jump.

James Montgomery Flagg’s 1917 Uncle Sam “I Want You” poster was based on the original British Lord Kitchener poster of three years earlier. It was used to recruit soldiers for both World War I and World War II. The Uncle Sam character is actually based on Samuel Wilson, a meat packer from upstate NY who shipped beef to the U.S. Army in barrels marked “U.S.” during the War of 1812. Flagg called it “most famous poster in the world.” We’d have to agree as countless artists have given it their own twist with iconic characters substituting for Uncle Sam like Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, GI Joe’s Cobra, Master Shredder and more. Check it out after the jump.

• Guess who just made a kinky video
• What would you do for sold out Coachella tickets?
• Kim Kardashian reveals A LOT in this sneak peek
• A pretty cool prank
• Cab driver does spot on Michael Jackson impression
• Best football shows ever!
• The offensive movie you’re going to want to see

With music-based video game franchises like Rock Band and Guitar Hero becoming more niche with their releases (Beatles, Aerosmith, Metallica, etc.) and titles like Michael Jackson: The Experience becoming more prevalent we thought we’d compile a list of other music acts that should make the leap to the digital domain, with some ideas about what kind of game they belong in. Read who made the final cut after the jump!

Here is some scientific information for you to ponder. 1,280 teenagers were recently surveyed and 1 in 5 said they have posted nude pictures or videos to the internet. Most said they sent the pictures to a “boyfriend or girlfriend” but 15% said they sent pictures to someone they knew only online. Make me think NBC needs to bring back To Catch a Predator ASAP.

Ciara’s new album drops today. Back in ’05, she was subject to a bunch of rumors claiming she used to be a dude. Thanks to the internet, said rumors often thrive and persist. Several singers, from Grace Jones to Lady Gaga, have been the subject of such talk, but are any of them true? Don’t bother reading a message board – just find out here.

• Does anyone want to tame her?

• hide your valuables in your dirty underwear

• why you should never have sex with a homeless woman

• quotes from a crazy person

• what would you do with 738 million?

• how to get a raise today

• celebrity chicks kissing

Just when you think summer would start to cool off, it’s heating up even more. This week brings us many television options. Most notably, ABC is rolling out many of its summer premieres this week. So forget the beach and lay out in front of the TV instead.

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? Sure the guy was a music legend in the 80′s and 90′s, but he was also the inspiration for childrens’ nightmares in the ’00s. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for an entire year, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes.

Great things can happen when two completely different artists come together to make music. At some point we’ve all thought to ourselves,”Wow. If those two did a song together, it would be one for the books.” Here are the top five musical collaborations that would blow up the charts and make music history.