TMZ reported this morning that BOOM! KAPLOW! Michael CRASH! Bay KABLOOEY! has a new girlfriend and she’s a model and a Stoner… Lauren Stoner. The pic in TMZ’s article is straight fire, putting her lovely lady rump on full display, as the couple laid out on a beach in Miami. According to her ModelMayhem profile, she began modeling at age 14 and has been featured in FHM, the German GQ, and on Spike. She was also on the E! reality show, “The Spin Crowd”. My guess is she knows how to spin heads while washing a man’s Corvette in a bikini. Check out her stats, pics, and video after the jump.

Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon was a phenomenal addition to the Transformers trilogy. It’s definitely fun to watch, but what does it take to make a production like that, besides a $800+ million budget? We couldn’t think of anyone better to help us answer this than Benjamin Bloom, a Production Assistant on the Dark of the Moon set. Check out his stories about giving out smokes to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and whether or not Shia is a douche-bag after the jump!

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Whenever a big time movie’s about to hit theaters, a scandalous or controversial story breaks. Before Green Lantern released, self-shot pics of a nude Blake Lively “leaked”. Now that Transformers 3 is a week away from blowing up big screens, Michael Bay revealed Stephen Spielberg had him fire Megan Fox for comparing Bay to Hitler. Then HuffPo reported Megan will be in Sacha Baron Cohen’s “The Dictator”. We decided to have a little fun with it – think of it as Michael Bay’s Revenge; 5 photoshopped pics of Megan Fox dressed as famous dictators. This isn’t the first time we’ve photoshopped Megan. Probably won’t be the last either. Check ‘em out then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end of the day feature in which we show you the pics, vids, stories you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s items include Roger Ebert’s tweet about Ryan Dunn’s passing, Alyssa Campanella winning Miss USA 2011, Hilary Clinton’s intern is now a porn star, Keanu Reeves cashing in on the Sad Keanu meme, Stephen Spielberg ordering Michael Bay to fire Megan Fox, Green Lantern bombing, Dominique Jones neck tattoo, Tyler Seguin stripping, Rory McIlroy drinking out of the US Open trophy and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

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Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

• You’re About To Get Hit In The Face

• Breakfast As Directed by Michael Bay

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• Celebrity Underage Drinking

• Turtles In A Half-Shell

• Amber Heard Gets Topless (NSFW)

This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie histo… Click to read more

Variety has reported that the DGA (Directors Guild of America) has struck a three-year deal with the AMPTP (Alliance of Motion Picture of Motion Picture & Television Producers). The agreement will boost the residual rate of TV and film Internet downloads for Directors.
From Variety:
The DGA, which will send the pact to members for ratifications after… Click to read more

It was bound to happen: Hollywood hacks may be taking The Karate Kid, one of the most beloved movies of all time, hostage. Gagged and bound.
This news isn’t as shocking as one would expect, seeing that approximately 3 out of 4 movies in theaters are either remakes or adapted screenplays from best-selling books. Has that little attribute called “… Click to read more

I despise Michael Bay – not because of his back catalog of overstuffed, budget-husking flicks (The Rock and Bad Boys were A-OK action fluff IMHO). There are hundreds-upon-hundreds of hacks in Hollywood; to pick out Bay as the single, solitary bane of moviemaking existence is plausible, but not probable.
I despise Michael Bay for being such a jaded, w… Click to read more