Now don’t let anyone fool you, it’s a damn hard job testing and tasting hundreds of bottles of booze each year, all while staying sober enough to write about it, but here at COED we’ve got your back! This week is no exception as we take a look at Knickerbocker Gin, Hapsburg Absinthe, and Alma Tequila. Don’t forget to check out our reviews and drink recipes after the jump!

If I ever wanted to do something awesome and really f*cked up, I’d probably go to Tijuana, Mexico. I’ve seen enough movies to know that Mexico is a lawless country, and Tijuana is so close! Today actually marks the 122nd anniversary of the founding of the party capital of under-agers. Today, we can celebrate the town where donkeys are used for taxis and for f*cking. We salute the people featured in our photo gallery; they risked their stomachs and penises to party in a place dirtier than your mind. Ole! Check out the party pics after the jump.

Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, we’re not sure what is. But one thing that comes close is seeing pictures of other ridiculously drunk people – especially drunk chicks stripping down for the spring-time festivities (i.e. drinking). So sit back, grab yourself a cold one, and see what you might have missed at this year’s spring break!

Blended whiskey from Ireland, Tequila from Mexico, and Vodka from Russia… This week’s installment of COED’s Drinks of the Week crosses the globe in search of some of the finest spirits know to man. We drink em’ before you buy em’ so you don’t have to waste your money ever again! This week we focus on YEYO Tequila, Michael Collins Irish Whiskey, and Exclusiv Vodka.

If you’re like most Gringos, you probably think you already celebrated Mexican Independence Day on Cinco De Mayo. It’s actually on September 16th. 2010 marks the 200th anniversary. So, we compiled a collection of the 48 hottest Mexican models who’ve been freed of their oppressive clothing.

Sexy Hispanic sportscaster Ines Sainz was allegedly “bombarded with catcalls and boorish antics” by New York Jets players and management at the New Meadowlands facility. Female reporters in the locker room has been a longstanding issue, but it’s difficult to pass on noticing Sainz’s assets especially when she has pictures like these bouncing around the internet.

The weather is cooler, the sun sets sooner, and most men are glued to the TV set all day Saturday and Sunday watching football. It must be Fall once again. So, as men, how do we avoid getting in trouble for watching TOO much football and not paying enough attention to your better half? Simple – have a vacation ready to book when your special someone starts to feel neglected (and when your team’s on a bye week). The following fall destinations come highly recommended by the COED staff .

In early July, 1947, a mysterious object crashed on a ranch 30 miles north of Roswell. The Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a statement claiming to have recovered a crashed “flying disk.” Since then, our celestial cousins and their sweet spacecrafts have been featured in countless films.

Holy frijoles! July 24th is National Tequila Day! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours. So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your Saturday a dose of much-needed variety.

There are some places that every person dreams of flying to once they figure out how to pay for the plane ticket. Fly to Amsterdam for “brownies” and you will spend at least a good ten hours crammed into a tiny seat; Germany for beers and babes, at least 14 hours. So while the eventual destination will totally rock once you get there…

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn’t pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we’re out of the World Cup doesn’t mean that we’re out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

The 2010 World Cup has everything (sexy superfans, bodypainted beauties, fired referees) except a cheerleading squad that the whole world can cheer on. So we’re doing our civic duty and narrowing down the competition to find the sexiest candidates for 2010 World Cup Cheerleading squad. Will it be the smoking hot Mexican Porristas from Mexican Football league of the Cheerleading babes of the Beach Soccer World Cup? Help us decide so we can pass the message along to FIFA.