Todays’ WTF news items feature an explanation for why men hate it when chicks cry, a California man has too much time on his hands, and the inventor of Jelly Belly’s new line of gross candy products.

Sporting 20-inch rims, a world-class V12 engine and the uber-pimp landaulet top, the Maybach Landualet is the most badass luxury car we’ve seen in a long time. In fact, this thing is so ridiculously fly, it’s not even called a car anymore; it’s a “luxury chauffeured saloon.” And if there’s one thing that every car should be, it’s a saloon.