“Gear Girl” is COED’s bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. We know it’s way to early to be thinking about fall, but not early enough to laugh at the “artsier” side of men’s fashion. Check out this fall’s ‘what not to wear’ collection after the jump!

Summer’s a time when less is more – everyone’s showing more skin but that doesn’t mean you should totally overlook the importance of what (little) clothes you wear. When the time comes for barbecues and pool parties you don’t want to be the guy in “jorts”. Luckily for you our fashion chick combed the web for the best gear to get. Check out her tips after the jump.

It seems these days everyone and his or her respective mother are trying to start a funny t-shirt company. The top tier sites like BustedTees, SnorgTees, and Threadless continue to pump out witty and amusing tees but there’s one company that spits, vomits, pisses on, shats on, and ejaculates on its competitors with its line of highly offensive, egregious, and just plain old despicable line of casual wear: T-Shirt Hell. To honor its shameless approach to pissing off anyone who can read or has functioning eyeballs, we’ve curated the manufacturer’s most offensive and funny tees. Check ‘em out then vote for the one you find most offensive / funny in our poll at the bottom of the post after the jump!

To get that booty, you must plunder or, in the case of this contest PLNDR. Face it, your Varsity Jacket isn’t going to cut it anymore now that it’s Spring (not that it really worked in the Winter either) and you’re badly in need of some fresh threads and kicks. What better way to score some gear than by winning it for free? This contest is really easy to enter – just like that girl you’re trying to land will be once you win. Oh yeah, up top! (*holds up hand for high five*) Enter after the jump!

Wearing your high school duds and those free t-shirts only go so far to make an impression. You might not have to follow every season’s trend to stay relevant but looking like you rolled out of bed and put on the flannel at the bottom of your hamper each day gets dull. Get with the times and check out our 5 suggestions for upgrading your wardrobe.

Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those things, and I picked up some valuable information along the way. I’d like to pass it on to any other nubes contemplating their first grown-up outfit. Keep in mind that less than a month ago I had never associated with a suit or an event that called for one, so if any of these t… Click to read more