• 11 things every guy should know

• We’ll buy whatever Jennifer Aniston is selling

• Weed is pretty easy for 8th graders to get

• Nothing like a local news penis blooper

• Pretty girls and their play things

• Vikki blows you away

• Paris Hilton working out

What does it mean to be a man in this day and age of being forced to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey with your girlfriend after an afternoon of manscaping? AskMen is on a mission to answer that question. The survey kicks off this week with questions about dating, sex, and how many men a woman has to sleep with before you start considering her to be too promiscuous. Keep your idea of manhood intact by taking the survey today.

Hear that? Off in the distance? That’s time ticking, and church bells ringing. There’s a pretty decent chance that you’re on the path to marriage. Many guys meekly give in to the inevitable, letting the lady do as she wishes. Sure, gotta give them credit, they often do beautiful jobs. But they rarely reflect the guy. No more. Here’s a guide to the ultimate Dude wedding, to help make this ridiculous experience just a little bit awesome.

Askmen has outdone themselves for the second year in a row with their annual look at the 29 best places to live in the world. Their crack team of scientists looked at everything from the number of sunny days to the male-female ratio to the cost of living. Here at COED, we’re most concerned with the Spring Break desirability of a city. Basically we need to know if it will be filled with smoking-hot bikini clad chicks for at least one week a year.

Hi. It’s me, Man. How are things? Probably not so good — that’s been the general gist of human history, best I can tell from every conversation your and my kind have matched wits for during the last few hundred thousand years. Am I right? You won’t admit it, but I knew it. I’m not dumb; I figure it’s something we stupid men did. So instead of fighting, I’m just gonna lay a few things out for you, on behalf of every other man that ever existed.

I’m not dumb; I figure it’s something or other we stupid men did. So on behalf of all other men everywhere, here’s a list of ten things we just gotta tell you. I’m sure you won’t listen, but you’re always saying I never want to talk, so here goes nothing.

Askmen.com is going where no other men have dared to go before. As part of their Male Rebellion Series, they’re asking, no they’re demanding, that their wives, girlfriends, and Craiglist’s escorts stop making them put the toilet seat down.

Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers is good. Using a half-naked chick to tell people drinking too much is bad, especially if they want to drive…is really confusing to say the least.
Arrive Alive, an organization devoted to ending drunk driving, has recently begun a prevention campaign that cons… Click to read more

This weekend The Times published an article about the “bimbo delusion,” which is the act of men stereotyping blonde-haired women.
According to studies done by Thierry Meyer, a professor of social psychology at the University of Paris, men subconsciously drop their IQ level upon contact with a blonde.
Men dumb themselves down for blondes exc… Click to read more

I consider myself a classy guy – opening doors for people, walking the not-so-able elderly across the street and occasionally giving food (or money) to the homeless. More importantly, I always make sure to keep constant with one thing when it comes to being charitable: equality.
If somebody needs assistance in any way, shape or form within reason I wi… Click to read more

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?
But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time… Click to read more

Hooters? Depressing? You don’t say. All I’ve ever had to do was take a look at the horrible orange and white paint job adorning the outside of most Hooters restaurants to know those places are a bevy of bad taste and depression.
Oh yeah, and fifteen year olds.
In my town, Hooters was the place adolescent boys with fake IDs and too much cologne spent their Frid… Click to read more

When I think of fraternities, I often think in images; beer pong tables, guys running around without pants, pledges standing out in the rain and screaming renditions of the school’s fight song…you know, the typical, Hollywoodified version of Greek life.What I never picture is yoga.
No, not toga. Yoga. As in stretching and breathing. As in Fraternity b… Click to read more

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.
Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

If You Would Like To:
Be a woman that nearly all men… just can’… Click to read more

I have a confession: I’m an online dater.
A little over a year ago, after my Big Breakup of 2006, I decided I needed to get out there. And get out there, I did. I dated my way through New York City, often with humorous results. Some dates turned into brief relationships, some turned into ranting emails to my best friend.
And though I was pretty picky about what I wa… Click to read more

Why do people have sex? Seems about as obvious as Ms. Star Jones having weight loss surgery, but apparently it is not.In a recent study published in Archives of Sexual Behavior (I actually saw this study on the Today Show), 2,000 people were asked why they had sex.
The answer? Well, surprisingly, there were more than one. 237 reasons, to be exact.
The top three m… Click to read more