AskMen released their annual list of the most influential men of the past year, so if you were hoping to make a big impact in November and December, you’ll have to wait ’til October 2012 to get props for it. To compile this year’s rankings, more than 200,000 AskMen readers voted, along with their staff. So, who made the list? Well, there’s a legless runner, a dude who leaks for a living, a guy who leaks while holding a trophy, a little guy, and a cheater. Check out the full list after the jump.

After jumping the shark a few seasons back, season 7 of Showtime’s staple hit series “Weeds” kicked off Monday surprisingly simple and straight… A much needed, back to basics approach for the better. I was definitely riding the fence for most of the episode, but was undoubtably won over by the closing outro anthem by Brooklyn band MEN’s “Who Am I to Feel So Free”. This season’s suddenly got a great deal of hope and promise, albeit a few degrees less than Brooklyn’s MEN. Big days ahead for this band.

Forget corny pick-up lines and forget wasting your money on buying a potential hook-up a drink. You’re a COED man and you shouldn’t have to go around a bar begging girls to go home with you. Instead, take our advice, and you’ll have all the women you meet dying to sleep with you. Let’s just hope that she can keep it her in her pants until you find a bed.

Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and “Reimaginationings” have been Hollywood’s bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008′s Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn’t exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you’re a guy and haven’t seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they’re all must sees.

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If you happened to check out CollegeCandy recently, you may have noticed a post entitled The 200+ Reasons Women Have Sex…and the 3 Reasons Men Do. The article’s author, a woman named Brittany, states quite succinctly that men only have sex for three reasons. Surprisingly we disagree.

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There will be times when you run out of dumb stories, jokes, and the other random crap that you talk about when you meet a woman you’re interested in. You are probably very familiar with that feeling, that increasing anxiety and nervousness as your mind goes blank and her eyes begin to wander. You need to grab her attention, and fast! So what do you talk about?

Why do we love boobs so much? And for the ass men out there, what is so compelling about a tight, well formed, luscious, perfect glutemus maximus? And thirdly, who cares as long as we get a good piece of each? Good, poignant, thought provoking queries.

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• this was a great idea…

Guys are guys. If we weren’t guys, we’d be chicks. That’s just basic science. And since we are guys, we know there are certain things that we have to do, like drink beer, watch sports, and stare at hot women. It’s our duty, our responsibility, our genetic make-up. It’s just part of who we are and to deny it would be to deny that … Click to read more

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• How to get her to go down

It’s true, at the end of a long day it’s absolutely mandatory to close off the rest of the world and blast some Taylor Swift tunes. We play these songs at the gym, in our dorms, apartments, and in our cars (windows completely rolled up). Who knew that so many dudes out there secretly listened to the exact same music as their girlfriends?

Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.
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