What the f*** are Advice Animals? They’re a series of memes that, I believe, derived from the Advice Dog, which was basically a pic of a cute dog placed on a patterned background with some words of wisdom placed above and below the pooch’s image. Simple enough, right? Now, I’d seen the Philosoraptor before and I thought it couldn’t get any better. Holy ManBearPig, was I wrong. If CBS can make a show about a funny Twitter account, some network out there must have the courage (wolf) to take a chance on Advice Animals: The TV Series. Check out our slideshow then vote for your favorite after the jump.

I never saw Race To Witch Mountain because A) I’m a grown ass man without kids (that I know of) and B) it would’ve ruined my strongly held opinion that Dwayne The Rock Johnson was to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Hey, Arnie’s had a handful of crappy kids’ movies, too). Though RTWM got mixed reviews and was less than memorable, it did give us “The Rock Driving” meme, which is now more than 2 years old, but still gets me every time I see it. So, I decided to pull the funniest ones. Sh*t on me for being late to the game, but who says we can’t appreciate the classics? Check ‘em out after the jump.

The 143rd running of the Belmont Stakes is today, June 11th. The final jewel in the Triple Crown will be run without the elusive championship at stake as 2011 Kentucky Derby winner Animal Kingdom lost in the Preakness. Animal Kingdom will attempt to become the 12th horse to complete a Derby-Belmont double. While we got drunk and lost moolah on Mucho Macho Man in the Preakness and Kentucky Derby, we we think we’re gonna go with Stay Thirsty this time around. To give the stud some inspiration we put together this photo gallery of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man In The Universe memes. We don’t always post about horse races, but when we do it’s almost completely unrelated to the race itself. Stay thirsty, my friends! Check out the pics after the jump.

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• Rack Of the Year Candidate: Tamara Ecclestone
• Awful Romantic Comedies They’ll Probably Make Next
• Lady Gaga looks hot in Harpers Bazaar?

See more awesome links after the jump!

Ladies and gentleman, I think it is safe to say that the internet has found it’s new Double Rainbow Guy for 2011. Meet the clearly overexcited “Did You Just See That?!” Tornado Guy and, as his name implies. his affinity for said natural weather phenomenon. While his footage of the Hempfield, Pennsylvania tornado that occurred yesterday isn’t anything spectacular, his overall reaction is nothing short of priceless. It’ll probably be another week or two until his popularity begins to grow on the internet, but who’s to say he won’t be offered spots in commercials like Double Rainbow Guy and Microsoft; weather stripping and tornado insurance companies should be knocking on his door – assuming it didn’t fly off it’s hinges in the storm. See the video for yourself!

• The Best Boobs on HBO
• Watch a couple trannies duke it out in a taco shop (IRONY!)
• Bouncy Butts ‘N Boobies
• It’s Chuck Norris’s 71st Birthday!
• Kate Upton And The Greatest Photo Shoot Outtake Of All-Time
• How to get your 15 minutes of fame in college
• See pics of Charlie Sheen’s goddess, porn star Bree Olson

See more links after the jump!

This video has been making its way around the Internet for the past little bit. But it wasn’t until this morning that I actually took a look. And, well, it’s exactly what you think it’s going to be: 100 of the greatest YouTube videos and memes in about 3 minutes 30 seconds. So, if you’ve been asleep for the past years, just watch this and you’ll be all caught up (at least on meaningless Internet nonsense.)