When talking to a woman, you should try to keep eye contact and not stare at her chest. Sometimes, it’s easier said than done and often it’s not your fault. As men we can’t help but look – so instead we should blame the women for not covering up enough. These girls have done us a pretty big favor by covering up their melons with… melons. Check out the gargantuan boobs after the jump!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, as I’m sure you’re well aware of by now. It gets a whole month because there’s nothing better than a set of sweet melons. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, that’s the fatal flaw in your whole game. Companies know that tatas are magnificent and guys will buy anything that looks like them and chicks will buy anything to help them look bigger better. Here’s a peek at some of those very products that make us bounce with joy.

Every once in a while a day so filled with history, so filled with seeds, and so filled with obscurity comes along that we can’t help but celebrate it the best way we know how. And that’s why we’re celebrating National Watermelon Day by featuring ladies with nice melons. Literally. These are relatively hot girls holding up large melons.