The Cannes Film Festival begins today, May 11th. The most COED was ever exposed to the spectacle was when we watched that episode of Entourage where Drama fell in love with that French chick and the Weinstein knockoff bought that POS indie movie Vince was in. This year’s fest has most critics buzzing about The Tree of Life, Drive, and Midnight in Paris. To celebrate the 64th edition of Cannes, we bring you a comely photo collection of cans that’ll have you screaming “Oui! Oui!” Hey man, the bathroom’s that way. Check out the pics after the jump!

There’s something extremely sexy about a well-informed woman who not only knows how to read a teleprompter, but also how to seduce people simply by reading off the headlines. Today we’re pitting two of the world’s sexiest newscasters against each other so we can finally determine which country has the hottest reporters. Representing America is ESPN’s very own Erin Andrews and representing France is the the viral sensation, French journalist Melissa Theuriau. Be a good journalist and do a little (photo) research before you make a decision.

Sweet Olympic Elbow Dislocation Video
America’s Biggest Baseball Groupie In The Shower
Photos Of The Baby Madonna Is Planning On Stealing From Africa
More Melissa Theuriau Pics Than You Can Deal With…
Pics of Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Making Out
Adderall: Not Just for ADD Anymore
I’m Sure This Girl Doesn’t Smell Like… Click to read more

Misty May Treanor & Kerri Walsh Play With Bush
mmm… Leighton Meester
U.S. Olympic Hottie Alicia Sacramone Knocks Out Some Dude
COED Presents: The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone – 40+ Pictures of You Know What
Sienna Miller’s Got an ‘O’ Face
Caption This Picture: Super-Fatty!
Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Light… Click to read more

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