May 16th is Megan Fox‘s birthday! Ms. Brian Austin Green turns a quarter century old today. Amazing when you think about how long she’s been in our fantasy file; it feels like forever. Between a couple of subpar box office outings (Jennifer’s Body, Jonah Hex) and dropping out of Transformers 3, many might argue Thumbs McGee has jumped the shark. To those haters, we kindly ask you to take a listen to these sexy soundbites from the woman who made Marilyn Monroe tattoos cool. Check ‘em out after the jump.

OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all…