Megan Fox is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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We’re sure you saw Megan Fox’s recent smokin’ photo shoot with GQ. But today, the cleavage-tastic outtakes have been released for your enjoyment. And you know what, she’s still freakin’ hot. You’d think after all this time of looking at this chick we’d be getting a little tired of her. But you’d be wrong.

Megan Fox is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Megan Fox Is the Hottest Geek

Megan Fox Is a Totally Hot Geek

Feranda Tavares Has Something To Show You

Gisele Bundchen Films a Music Video

Carmen Electra and Her Sweater Kittens

NHL GM’s Daughter Is Smokin’!

Hayden Panettiere Has Nice Cupcakes

Sigourney Weaver Is “Incensed” by Palin

Obama Wins 7-Eleven Election By a Slurpee Landslide

DJ Quits On-Air

New Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko Likes to Get Naked (NSFW)

Candidate “Beauty” Secrets

Farren from Boston is Today’s Daily Snapshot

We know exactly two things about this girl – Jack and sh*t and Jack just left town. But since Farren is one of the hottest Daily Smokeshows ever featured on Barstool Sports, we couldn’t help make her our Snapshot. I’m sure you don’t mind at all.

Check out Farren’s Daily Smokeshow gallery at Barstool Sports

(click the thumbnails above for today’s hottest galleries from the internet)

New Megan Fox How to Lose Friends… Pictures!

Basing everything I know about Megan Fox’s upcoming movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People entirely on these new stills from the movie, it would seem like the only thing this film is about is Megan Fox getting soaking wet in a pool with a dress on. I’m guessing that having a super, extra, ridiculously hot chick running around all drenched and nippley at your pool party is probably not from the “How to Lose Friends” part of the movie.

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Denise Milani And The Week That Was…

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week is the uber-voluptuous, czech-born, mammary model Denise Milani.  You might recognize this busty beauty from her SportsByBrooks gallery work.  If you don’t, it’s hightime you gets yourself familiar.

Check out Denise’s recent gallery and enjoy the rest of The Week That Was…

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Friday, September 19th, 2008

Sexy Pirate Girls Present Talk Like a Pirate Day

Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it’s f**kin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What’s possibly the best holiday you don’t get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But aside from figuring out your pirate name and messing around with the English-to-Pirate translator, Talk Like a Pirate Day wouldn’t be complete without a ton of sexy pirate chicks to shiver your timbers.

3 Signs Your Girlfriend is Bat-Sh*t Crazy

Everyone knows someone who dated a crazy person, and many of us have actually done the dating. Every crazy displays a few warning signs; some are subtle and take specific situations to provoke, others are painted neon orange and come equipped with a very loud alarm; they can’t be missed, but some of us try to ignore them anyway.

This article is dedicated to a few of these oh-so-obvious insanities that I or my friends have encountered, or are currently putting up with. All of them involve too much drinking (probably not a surprise for many), so I guess that might also be a pretty good indicator of mental instability. Please enjoy my crazy people stories.

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Thursday, September 18th, 2008

The University of Florida Gator Girls

We don’t know what it is about the University of Florida that we like so much. Maybe it’s their great football team, athletics clubs, or their fighting Gator team spirit. Maybe it’s all the sunny personalities. But something tells us it really just has to do with their super-hot female student body. With this much eye candy at one school, getting any work done on campus must be about as difficult as it’s going to be for you right now…

Dear McDonald’s, WTF Do You Have Against Breakfast?

Dear McDonald’s, Are you people retarded? For some reason, anytime I try ordering breakfast at a McDonald’s after 10:30am, I can’t get it–something about having to “get ready for lunch.” (Sorry, but not all of us are 78-years-old and get up at 4:30 in the f**kin’ morning.) Now, I’m not quite sure what you have against serving breakfast, or what kind of crack you’re smoking, but whatever it is, this bullsh*t has got to stop.

Learn Bar Etiquette From TV’s Funniest Drunks

Whether you’re an incoming college freshman, recently turned 21 or new to the college bar scene there are certain rules you need to live by at the local watering hole.

How to get a bartender’s attention, bathroom do’s and don’ts, buying drinks for girls, sex in a bar, knowing when you’re too drunk, pick-up lines, spotting a belligerent drunk, and sending drinks back – these are wildly important bar etiquette tidbits that you must know to succeed and prosper in the bar scene.

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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Jenn Brown Might Be the New Hottest Sportscaster

You’ve probably never heard of Jenn Brown until today (we hadn’t), but this former freelance sportscaster is the newest face to Showtime’s “Inside the NFL,” and quite possibly the new hottest sportscaster on the screen. If you’re a regular here at COED, you know that last week we put together The 25 Sexiest Sportscasters of the Americas. We were pretty happy with our choices. But the next time we do an article like that, you can pretty much garauntee this chick will be toward the top of the list.

The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time

Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

Top 7 Man-Sluts of All Time

No matter how good you are at getting a girl in the sack, chances are you have jack on these legends of the bedroom. With little black books thicker than a great sequoia, these seven men didn’t just chase tail, they hoarded it by the thousands and landed their names in the history books along the way. When you’re this much of a man-slut, it’s hard not to feel a little special – not that we’re saying they’re heroes, but we’re kind of thinking we should.

4 Ways to Get Your GF to Let You Watch Football

Autumn weekends can turn into a tumultuous time for couples around America. As men recline into their chair for a long weekend of football girlfriends become frustrated with the lack of attention they receive from their mates. In order to alleviate some of the stress that football may be having on your relationship, try one of these suggestions.

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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Who Would You Rather: Megan Fox vs Olivia Wilde?

Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. It turns out that Megan Fox isn’t just hot, she’s a real-life lesbian fantasy from Heaven. In addition to admitting to GQ magazine that she once loved a Russian stripper, the Transformers star also has a thing for (her doppleganger) actress, Olivia Wilde–it’s like Megan’s so hot, she just wants to make-out with herself. Logically, this begs the question, Who would you rather get in the hypothetical sack, Megan or Olivia?

Megan Fox GQ October 08 Photoshoot

Megan Fox sure is a good sport, isn’t she? Not only is she the hottest woman on the planet, she’s kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to hike over to GQ and shoot ridiculously sexy pictures for all of us to salivate over. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think she should be nominated for some type of award–the Nobel Peace Prize for hotness, maybe…Oh, and did you know that she once dated a Russian female stripper named Nikita? AND apparently, Olivia Wilde is Megan’s dream-girl…Jesus, this is too much to handle on a Tuesday…

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Monday, September 15th, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 8th-14th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

The Ass-ential eXXXotica New York

This weekend, we had  a chance to attend the 2008 eXXXotica New York porn convention which, for some retarded reason, was over an hour outside of New York, in f**king New Jersey. (How you can have something not even in New York state and call it “Exxxotica New York,” we’ll never understand.) All that aside, it was well worth the travel time.

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist Playlist

On October 3rd, indie fans everywhere will be flocking to the new feel-good flick, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, a story about two high school students, impromptu lovebirds caught in one wild night of shenanigans. But just because Nick (Michael Cera – Superbad, Juno) and Norah (Kat Dennings – 40 Year-Old Virgin) get to have an “infinite playlist” doesn’t mean you get to listen to it. All these songs will be on the upcoming soundtrack for the film. Enjoy!

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Sunday, September 14th, 2008

5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News

1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you: There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually it’s pretty cool. But if your professor teaches at a University in the U.S and they are not a fluent English speaker, and they aren’t teaching the language they are fluent in, you could be in for a rough time, especially if the class is science or math. The only thing more difficult then college level mathematics is college level mathematics from Russia (with love).

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

The show freakin’ ROCKED! But we realized something–unless he’s singing, you cannot understand a damn thing Luke Pritchard says. He’s a bit like Brad Pitt in Snatch. So instead of transcribing out an interview full of “TAPE UNCLEAR”, we’ve decided to give you the whole thing, uncensored and only marginally decipherable to the untrained ear, plus some sweet snapshots from Wednesday night’s show.

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 8th-14th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Ike’s Destruction

Photos of Ike’s Destruction

Jake The Snake Is Doing Well …. NOT!!

Is Megan Fox Dating Peter North?

Lehman Bros. Bankruptcy Doesn’t Stop These Two Guys From Making Out

Bar Rafaeli Is As Hot As They Get

$5 Holla with Abe

Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go?

My First Lady Is A Tramp

Sushi-Making Lightsaber

Win the 2008 VMAs Gift Bag — EXCLUSIVE! Retail Value $16,666

NIN Dazzles With Lasers, LEDs and Stealth Screens

This Pothole Is Bigger Than Your Car

Music Stars Want You To Vote

Sarah Silverman Thanks Jimmy Kimmel For Emmy

Muscle and Sex Part 1

Lil Wayne Brings His Autotuner To SNL

Three Blog Monte: Megan Fox

Pick a card, any card. This marks the beginning of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is Megan Fox! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Don’t worry, everything’s SFW–if you consider looking like a douche safe for work, that is.

The Week in Re-Boob: Aug 18th – 22th

We know, we know–Week In Re-Boob is supposed to go up on Monday. We’re sorry. Between a vicious Olympics hangover and enough technical difficulties to make the entire COED staff want to move to Appalachia and become hermits, we failed to get this up yesterday. But instead of denying you the grandness of a wall of hot babes, we’re putting this up a day late. So now you can relax and enjoy this week’s Week In Re-Boob!

The Complete Megan Fox Web Gallery Index: Circa July 2008

We all know Megan Fox is hot–hell, she’s the hottest chick we’ve ever laid eyes on. So instead of making you search the Internet endlessly for pictures of this badass brunette beauty, we’ve compiled the Complete Megan Fox Web-Gallery Index, which includes every single Megan Fox photo gallery on the Internet (excluding duplicates). Sure, we could have missed some–we’re only human, you know. (If so, tell us in the comments and we’ll throw it up.)

(Click thumbnail to view galleries.)

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