May 16th is Megan Fox‘s birthday! Ms. Brian Austin Green turns a quarter century old today. Amazing when you think about how long she’s been in our fantasy file; it feels like forever. Between a couple of subpar box office outings (Jennifer’s Body, Jonah Hex) and dropping out of Transformers 3, many might argue Thumbs McGee has jumped the shark. To those haters, we kindly ask you to take a listen to these sexy soundbites from the woman who made Marilyn Monroe tattoos cool. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Welp, that concludes our Megan Fox Boycott Boycott Day! We hope you guys have enjoyed the complete and total Megan Fox saturation of COED today. Ironically, we started out the day wanting to deliver as much Megan Fox content as we could possibly crank out. But now, at the end of the day, we’re about as burnt out on this hottie as everyone else.