Its just a matter of fact, people love to watch fight videos. Naturally, when I saw this video on the web I watched it – and was amazed. Listen, there are tons of fight videos that happen in McDonald’s (we’ve actually done a great ‘Best of’ here) but when have you seen one where the customer gets their *ss handed to them by an employee? I won’t say much more, but just know that things get pretty real towards the half-way point. Video after the jump!

October 5th is Ray Kroc’s birthday. Who the f*** is Ray Kroc? He was the genius that bought out some local burger joint called McDonald’s back in 1954 and turned it into the juggernaut that it is today. Although Kroc died back in 1984 of heart failure (I’m thinking too many Big Macs or an intense lap dance or possibly both, the dude was 81) he will always be remembered for changing the way the world eats, but there are many things about the iconic Golden Arches you might not know. Check ‘em out along with our gallery of funny, WTF McDonald’s photos and some kick-ass Kroc-isms after the jump…

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy. But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Her… Click to read more

We stumbled up on the now infamous “McRushmore” a couple weeks ago and we were thoroughly impressed. The mammoth, mouth-busting meal consists of the McRib, Filet O’ Fish, Southern-style Chicken sandwich, and the Angus Deluxe with bacon and cheese. The deadly delicacy made us think of all the weird combinations we concoct when scrounging around the fridge after a long night of drinking or smoking. We’re talking Luther burger weird – bacon cheeseburger between two glazed doughnuts.  Here are some of our favorite Frankenstein recipes.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and there’s no reason that you should spend it eating nothing but stale cereal and questionably old milk. Learn how to cook a few breakfast basics and you’ll be sure to impress your stomach, as well as your friends. And maybe you’ll even be able to convince that special someone to spend the day in bed with you.

Are you starting to suspect that your morbidly obese but can’t find anyone (besides an airline attendant) to confirm it? Well stop stressing and get answers! If you have man boobs or resemble any of these men, you’re probably what they call disgustingly fat. But we’re not grossed out by you because we know you didn’t just wake up one day swimming in Double Down wrappers. No, you get fat in 7 stages. And you know what, don’t even try to lose! Being a fat dude has tons of perks!

The iPad. If you Google the word, you’ll come across terms like “laptop killer,” “Apple tablet,” and most interestingly, a young man named Ivor Padilla, who uses iPad for his Twitter account. Frankly, we’re not impressed. Here are 10 inventions that are much more worthwhile than the iPad.

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.

Remember a while back, when that lady sued McDonald’s for millions of dollars because her coffee was too hot? Well, it turns out that many of the details of that case were left out of the reporting. Things like the fact that her coffee really was too hot; so hot, it was capable of “instantaneous destruction of the skin.” And did you know that t… Click to read more

Getting knocked out sucks no matter when or how it happens. But it sucks way, way worse to get jumped and knocked the f**k out at McDonald’s. I have no idea what this dude did to deserve this, but hopefully it was worth it. … Click to read more

Dear McDonald’s,
Are you people retarded? For some reason, anytime I try ordering breakfast at a McDonald’s after 10:30am, I can’t get it–something about having to “get ready for lunch.” (Sorry, but not all of us are 78-years-old and get up at 4:30 in the f**kin’ morning.) Now, I’m not quite sure what yo… Click to read more

Kristen Bell In Her Underwear
Bong and Bikini Rehab
Tess Montgomery
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Hilarious Gatorade Commerical
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Mariah Carey Throws A Pitch
Jet Powered Bicycle
Heidi Klum Eats McDonald’s
The Lower East Side Is Endangered … Click to read more

Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every value meal from McDonalds’ menu, starting with the Big Mac all the way to the Fish Fillet…all in one sitting without getting up.
If you’re keeping score at home, that is:
#1 – Big Mac, #2 – 2 Cheeseburgers, #3 –… Click to read more

Sex is a wonderful thing. I don’t need to tell you that. Spontaneous sex is even better; more excitement, more danger and none of that boring planning that goes into the regular stuff (like getting a condom).
But after my experiences this past week, spontaneous (and maybe even super safe) sex is totally. Out. Of the question.
I spent my entire last weekend watc… Click to read more

This gem of a training video for cooking burgers was unearthed only recently on YouTube. If you have the urge to turn it off after the first few moments just know it gets way better – and way more bizarre.
This is what they teach you at Wendys:… Click to read more