Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.

The mainstream media is biased, but not just in terms of Left or Right. See, the only candidates in the presidential race that are getting any coverage are the McCain/Palin and Obama/Biden tickets. But did you know that our country has way more than just Republicans and Democrats?

Sure, we all know about the Green and Libertarian parties, but there are plenty of other crazy bastards who have thrown their names in the hat as viable candidates for the White House. So, to make sure we have the most informed audience out there, COED is proud to present to you, the Presidential Candidates on the Fringe.

Jack Grimes
If you’re tired of thinking for yourself and want someone to make decisions for you then vote for Jack Grimes of the United Facist Union. Clad in his trademark Roman Centurion helmet, Mr. Grimes (or Grimey) wants to establish a totalitarian, corporate state in the tradition of such leaders as Saddam Hussein and Mussolini. How could you not vote for this guy? (more…)

Don’t feel like voting today? You better get out there and make a decision or Puff Daddy and his Vote or Die crew will show up to your house.  In this South Park clip Stan can’t decide if he wants to vote so Puffy helps him out.

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The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states — and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president. The Drudge Report exclusive tells us that the NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have been booted from the Obama plane for network executives and the epically influential ESSENCE and JET Magazines.

The thing that the outcasts all have in common? They have backed McCain.

WOW…that is straight out gangster. These papers have been covering Obama’s campaign at a very high cost for months, and now that the updates will be most beneficial to the publications – they have been given the boot. There are several side rumors that there is an Obama documentary about the first black president in the works, and that the team needs more priority on the plane.

It just seems a little partisan to me…maybe it is just me, but I haven’t heard of McCain or ANY OTHER Presidential candidate in history doing anything like this. Again – if I am wrong, I would love to know it because truth be told, it is shocking to be so blatant like that.

So after weeks of jokes directed at John McCain, the Senator finally made it to the Late Show with David Letterman. And apparently McCain thinks he “screwed up.” But you didn’t need him to make the trip all the way to New York (via helicopter, BTW) to tell you that.

First, John McCain blew-off David Letterman to “deal with the financial crisis in Washington.” Then he got reamed with jabs every time Letterman opened his mouth for the next few nights – and everywhere online. But now McCain’s reportedly going to make good on his rain check and walk into the the Late Show lion’s den, appearing on the show this Thursday night, the day after the last Presidential debate at Hofstra University. Of course that probably means he’s going to get ripped to shreds. Read More »

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If you happened to miss last night’s Presidential debate between Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain, this is the part everybody’s going to be talking about. After not even looking at Barack Obama at the first debate, McCain followed up last night with this little gem, referring to Obama as “That one.” Maybe it’s no big deal, or maybe it is. Who knows? You decide…

Is the statement a big deal or something to blow off?

It is great to know that the economy’s complete and total collapse hasn’t taken its toll on AIG executive’s ability to kick back and get some well-deserves R&R. Really, nothing says, “Hey, we just helped destroy the American way of life for at least 2 generations of citizens,” like spending $440,000 on a short getaway in Cali. Great job a$$holes! And now the dumb-sh!t senators that gave them the money, are all surprised?!

Uh…I’m not. And every other marginally educated person in this country knew damn well this was going to happen. Somehow Congress thought different??? Are you jackasses beginning to believe your own bullsh!t? These are the people, AIG in particular, who turned corporate waste into an art form. Not since David Blaine’s Dive of Death, have I seen such a blatant abuse of money and the public’s confidence (which we are just about all out of).

The AIG execs got manicures, facials and even spent $25,000 on 1 meal. For $25K, the meal better have ended with a facial! Either way, this is going to be a recurring theme over the next couple of years. The Fed has turned the American dollar into an international joke and it is a contest to see which will be used as toilet paper first: the Euro, the Dollar or this bullsh!t bailout/rescue/WTF plan…my money is on all of the above.