Holy frijoles! July 24th is National Tequila Day! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours. So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your Friday a dose of much-needed variety.

If you aren’t already drunk, then you probably missed the fact that today is Cinco de Mayo. So we’ve put together a collection of Mexican “edecanes” (promo girls) and “porristas” (cheerlearders), to help you get this party started. These lovely ladies have to be the sexiest señoritas south of the Rio Grande. It’d totally be worth getting swine flu to score one of these hotties.

Holy frijoles it’s Cinco de F’ing Mayo! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours. So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your May 5th a dose of much-needed variety.

Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French, when those baguette-eating bastards tried to overtake the city of Puebla. But these days it’s more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we’ve put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor…