ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

The handjob is like the Pre-Bolshevik Russia of sex moves; it seems like a good idea at the time, but its execution usually results in pain, suffering, a lot of complaining, and finally upheaval with the people taking matters into their own hands (literally). In this edition of He Said / She Said, we’re taking a look at the bane of adult men everywhere: the handjob.

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why your girl isn’t responding to your sext messages, how often girls get themselves off, and exactly how much she’s telling her friends about your relationship. See her answers after the jump!

Sometimes, the feeling just creeps up on you. Whether it’s because you’re really stressed out, horny, or bored, a visit from Susie Redpalm and her Five Sisters can be beneficial. That same visit can also wind up extremely embarrassing if you’re caught. If you’re not too sure whether or not you’re in the clear to wrestle the one-eyed monster, check this list after the jump. It’s not comprehensive, but it’s a d*mn good start.

Yesterday, we showed you Playboy’s Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinton’s sexiest mobile uploads. That was merely a glimpse into the Playmate’s provocative lifestyle. Last Thursday, we asked our Facebook followers if they had any questions for the  Vegas vixen and, to our surprise, she answered them all. In this exclusive interview, Ms. Hinton talks sex tapes, porn, orgasms, threesomes, bisexuality, blonde jokes, masturbation, plastic surgery, and v-cards. Get to know more about Jessa after the jump!

Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

In May 1995, San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be “Masturbation Month.” Then in 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon originated; the annual events (in San Fran & Denmark) “increase awareness of self-pleasure as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love”. We thought we jerked it way too much, but then we saw these record holders (they’re f***ing machines). Once you’ve placed your eyeballs back in your head, take a gander at our gallery of downright funny demotivational posters about pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger after the jump.

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about getting your girl to masturbate in front of you, the best music to play while hooking up, dealing with an ex who bones all your friends, and acceptable romantic gestures on your second date. See her answers after the jump!

“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses dry girlfriends, how to get the most out of your digits, knowing when to say when when calling, and wondering why women hate it when you push her head down for oral sensations. See Charlsie’s advice after the jump!

Cheating. It’s naughty. It’9s risky. It’s just plain wrong … right? 2010 saw its fair share of cheaters exposed: Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Jesse James, The Tiger Woods Aftermath, John Edwards. The list is extremely extensive and, quite frankly, depressing! It’s no wonder people are more hesitant than ever to dive into a relationship. What’s the point if one of you will grow tired of the other and stray? Divorce rates have stabilized but that’s only because it’s so damn expensive to split. But what really qualifies as cheating? A thought? A feeling? A kiss? It’s important to lay out guidelines with your partner as to what constitutes cheating. Of course, that talk in and of itself might set off alarms, so tread carefully. However, when you’re first dating, and you haven’t had the relationship talk yet, then anything is fair game. In an effort to help you with that talk you’ll eventually have, we took a look at the most common instances:

One of the most talked about news items the past few weeks has been the Carrie Prejean sex tapes which even earned her an interview on Larry King Live where she managed to make herself look like a bigger idiot than before. The sex tape craze has been big among D-List celebrities in the past few years and if you were thinking “who cares?” about the Prejean sex tape, here are some that you may have missed… hopefully.

Everyone has things in their room that other people may find questionable or weird, and of course there is the question of what should be hidden and what is okay to keep in plain sight. However, some things shouldn’t be around at all — not for your parents to find, your frat brothers, your wannabe girlfriend, or anyone that visits to see. In fact, some things are better meant hidden in the depths of your room where no soul could ever find them — and some things, well … they shouldn’t be there in the first place.

College hook-ups are inevitable. They are bound to happen from time to time, weekend to weekend, and since college debauchery usually happens at the spur of the moment, the time and place is not always going to be ideal or convenient.

For much of the last 100 years, the government and various non-profit organizations have produced informational material on sex and sexually transmitted diseases. While the sex education films were serious in their day, now they seem simply silly.

Did you spend your childhood watching cartoons and wishing you could jump into their world? Well take back that wish right away because things aren’t so great in cartoon world after all. They’re more sick and more diseased than any hooker you’ve ever met in a dark alleyway.