Boston’s never been a town to shy away from using expletives to get a point across. Some cringe at the sound of the accent, especially when it comes from an actor or actress who abuses the piss out of it. But, COED holds a special place in our hearts for Beantown’s foul-mouthed, fist-fighting Martha Fockers for making curse words sounds so fahkin’ good. Thanks to Screen Junkies and Matt Freund for putting this fahkin’ wicked pissah supahcut mash-up togethah. Language is NSFW, so put on your EARMUFFS after the jump!

Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

Supporters of legalization and decriminalization of marijuana received a boost from Capitol Hill Tuesday, as Massachusetts Congressman, Barney Frank introduced a bill to the House of Representatives, which, if passed, would decriminalize marijuana on the federal level. The bill would remove federal penalties for personal possession of up to 100 grams of marijuana (roughly 3.5 ounces)…

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