I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

Why twins and why Tuesday? Well, Tuesday’s the second day of the work week, and two girls are better than one, right? What’s better than two girls? TWINS! So, in our “2 for Tuesday” special, we’re giving you a double dip of some of the hottest twins’ twins (read: boobs). And since Tuesday’s usually election day in the U.S. and the 2012 presidential race is heating up, we nominate Tuesday be known as Twins Day from now on. Check out our gallery then let us know if you can ID any of the girls in the comments section after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes a t-shirt that Lebron James probably won’t want to wear, a Canucks fan who had his own version of The Hangover, Dane Cook’s downfall, Shane Carwin’s face, alternative 80s action movie posters, Bieber Fever affecting scientists, and Bronies. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

June is National Dairy Month. The “Got Milk?” campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it’s short, sweet, and to the point. Since we’re not your mother (father maybe), we can’t make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who’ve “Got Milk”. It’s scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

Just who in the holy hellscape is Alexander McQueen? Well, he was a British fashion designer who was chief designer at Givenchy before founding his own label. He won 4 British Designer of the Year awards as well as International Designer of the Year. Unfortunately, he passed in February 2010. But, his legacy still lives on as evidenced by the startling turnout of A-list celebrities at his Savage Beauty Costume Institute Gala held at the Met last night. We say, “startling” because we don’t even see this kind of top notch celebrity attendance at the Super Bowl, Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys combined. Don’t believe us? The proof’s in the pictures, my man. Check ‘em out after the jump!

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Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

New Jersey Freakshows [Barstool Sports]
Is Elisha Cuthbert hot again? You decide! [Bastardly]
Hayden Panettiere Gives BJ On Law And Order SVU [YouTube]
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Police Questioning Mary-Kate Olsen in Heath Ledger Death Investigation [Popcrunch]
Look at the abs on SI’s Cheerleader of the Week [SI On Campus]
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