There are a slew of influences out there in this wet ‘n’ wild world. Ya got drugs, alcohol, TV, movies, music – just about everything and anything can make an impression on you. We write a lot about those influences and, for me at least, women seem to be the most influential. I’d say 95% of what I do on a daily basis is based on what women want and like. But, which women are the most influential? We’re talkin’ no questions asked, they yell jump and you say how high. For better or worse, they’ve got that captivating and/or motivating mojo. Who are they? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes the identities of the “Riot Kissers” aka “Oblivious Canadian Make Out Couple”, Kate Upton’s Esquire shoot, Candice Swanepoel’s new Victoria’s Secret video, Hef taking back the Shannon Twins, and the good, the bad, and the hilarious Father’s Day gifts plus much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• NYC’s New Theme Song

• Martha Stewart Queefs

• Duct, Duct, Tape!

• 70,000 Twitter Followers = Douche

• Celebrities That Resemble Their Dogs

• Madonna’s Adoption Bid Is Denied

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.
When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”
Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.
Then Sedaris proceeded to say that… Click to read more