I was having a pretty crappy day because of my hangover and then I got hit with this depressing curveball: According to Us Magazine, Angelina and Brad Pitt are going to get married sometime within the next few months. Now that the whole we’re-not-going-to-get-married-until-gays-can-get-married-too shtick is up, they’re finally capitulating.
Until today, I thought I had an honest-to-god chance that maybe I’d be able to able to hit that. She seems like the crazy, quirky type that might be down for a one-night romp that only a blogger could provide. Now, I’ll just have to be content looking at photos of her. They are good photos though, check them out below.

Talk about staying power. At 85, the world’s most legendary bachelor is about to tie the knot for the third time to December 2009 Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris. In honor of Hef’s Bday and his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 85 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

We learned three things looking through hundreds of Crystal Harris’ TwitPics over the weekend: One, she’s crazy about the Little Mermaid. Two, she loves her dog Charlie. And three, Crystal looks hot doing ANYTHING! The future Mrs. Hugh Hefner is so hot she makes drinking coffee look like a scene from a Cinemax After-Dark feature. But don’t take our word for it. These 108 TwitPics of December 2009 Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris speak for themselves.

As we announced earlier, Hugh Hefner got engaged to his girlfriend, December 2009 Playboy Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve . According the the 84 year-old envy of all men via Twitter, when he gave “the ring to Crystal, she burst into tears” making it “the happiest Christmas weekend in memory”.
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Hugh Hefner, the man who inspired thousands of women across the country to get Playboy bunny tramp stamps, announced via Twitter on Christmas Day that he’s officially engaged to his one true love, Crystal Harris. In honor of his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 84 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

This past weekend Seth Green went from being a forgotten actor to a role model for funny, short men everywhere. He somehow managed to land a smoking hot model/actress known around Hollywood for her voice-over work on Green’s show Robot Chicken. However we’re getting to know her around here on a much more personal level.

Trent Reznor is a lucky, lucky man. News recently surfaced that the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails is now engaged to Mariqueen Maandig, the viciously sexy lead singer of the band, West Indian Girl. (Mariqueen is actually Filipino, not West Indian, BTW.) Luckily for you, this exotic hottie has also appeared in Playboy!

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As if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.
So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, wh… Click to read more