According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

I’m no lawyer, but I think that most laws are pretty straightforward and make a lot of sense. While you would think that this has always been the case, you would be wrong. Apparently, things must have been pretty wild in the past because the fact that these five things weren’t illegal is a total mindf*ck – especially because these mostly deal with physical violence or possible/probable death. Check out our list below!

I feel like this is the second commercial to that bogus ‘Hail to the V’ series for Summer’s Eve. It shows what happens after those fights. Here’s what probably happened: after this boy kicked the other neighborhood sh*t out of the sandbox, he won this girl (just like in the commercial). Now she’s getting it all confused, thinking he wants marriage. Nope, he just wanted some of that cootie-free “V” and becomes visibly upset about the confusion. Check out the hilarious argument below!

I was having a pretty crappy day because of my hangover and then I got hit with this depressing curveball: According to Us Magazine, Angelina and Brad Pitt are going to get married sometime within the next few months. Now that the whole we’re-not-going-to-get-married-until-gays-can-get-married-too shtick is up, they’re finally capitulating.
Until today, I thought I had an honest-to-god chance that maybe I’d be able to able to hit that. She seems like the crazy, quirky type that might be down for a one-night romp that only a blogger could provide. Now, I’ll just have to be content looking at photos of her. They are good photos though, check them out below.

Knowing a woman’s age is a tremendously helpful indicator of where their head’s at. Women are reluctant to give up this number once it reaches a certain level and that’ll inhibit your ability to effectively navigate. Face it, women are vulnerable. The more intel you have on one, the more “damage” you could do to them (at least, in their eyes). Here’s a field guide covering the various stages of womanhood. Pamela Anderson will serve as our subject.

Amidst the never-ending search for a hot chick with whom you can spend the rest of your life is the search for a profession to fund said rest of your life. Sometimes, the two disagree. Unless your chick is really swell, chances are she’ll find these professions utterly repulsive and/or ridiculous. Try to avoid making a career path out of the following in order to win the fair lady’s heart.

Trent Reznor is a lucky, lucky man. News recently surfaced that the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails is now engaged to Mariqueen Maandig, the viciously sexy lead singer of the band, West Indian Girl. (Mariqueen is actually Filipino, not West Indian, BTW.) Luckily for you, this exotic hottie has also appeared in Playboy!

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible.… Click to read more

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and b… Click to read more

A reporter for the St. Petersburg Times blind-sided Hulk Hogan on Friday with news that his wife Linda had filed papers for divorce.
Hogan told the reporter he “knocked the bottom out of me” and had to hang up the phone for a little bit to figure out what was going on. The Hulkster would later call back and thank the reporter for the “great info… Click to read more

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.
Nip/Tuck is going downtown.
VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”
It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.
Weezer announces release date for sixth albu… Click to read more

“Does Your Girlfriend Act Her Age?” tells us that “the women you date should behave—and look—like grown-ups, not characters from High School Musical.” It also explains that with each new episode of The Hills,Gossip Girls and each new tabloid story “chronicling the dysfunction of the Lindsays, Britneys, Nicoles, Heidi… Click to read more

Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad.
Even before seeing the Farrelly brothers’ latest romp, The Heartbreak Kid, I was a bit worried. The trailers depicted the flick to be a below-average attempt at updating the 1972 cult classic of the same name. Slapstick, teenage gross-outs and love –… Click to read more

I’m not sure about the rest of you but I was really looking forward to seeing Britney Spears‘ performance at the VMA’s this past Sunday. And why not!
In 2001 Britney shimmied around stage with barely anything on but a giant snake wrapped around her body. Two years later her open-mouth kiss with Madonna was the most talked about girl-on-gir… Click to read more