So while this isn’t an official follow-up to The Social Network, it’s a hilarious family comedy that takes a look at what might happen if Mark Zuckerberg shut down Facebook… and then killed himself. This Thanksgiving, and with the help of Facebook, I’ve been fortunate enough to stay away from old friends that aren’t really friends of mine. If I didn’t have that awesome website (program? I don’t even know what to call it besides the uber-lame “social networking tool”) I might have actually had to talk to them on the *gasp* phone. Check out what would happen if we all weren’t able to keep those random “friends” in check

In today’s edition of Wrap it Up we cover the impending stock market crash, the season premiere of Jersey Shore Italy, former Steeler running back and current ESPN commentator Merrill Hoge was a stripper in college, Amber Heard looks hot even without color, Liza Manelli did a sexy photo shoot (?!?), first look at Henry Cavill as Superman, Budweiser’s new look, the Darkest Hour trailer, Kim Kardashian’s 3D photo shoot, a never before seen of LiLo drinking Red Bull and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

The scenario’s all too familiar, you’re sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or… E! News… and you see a guy who’s got it all. Money, looks, women – the dude isn’t lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy “The Change-Up” hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we’d like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Geeks have come a long way since the era of pocket protectors, duct-taped glasses, and “Revenge of the Nerds”. The internet’s done wonders for dweebs with social networking sites allowing them to have a voice and style that was previously never seen or heard. With technology growing at a rapid rate, geeks will only become more… precious. So if you were one of those poor souls who had his head crammed down the toilet bowl in high school, now is the time to rejoice! Here are five reasons why it’s totally rad to be an awkward geeky dude. Read more after the jump!

• She’s single…you interested?
• This guy is releasing nude photos of his own wife
• The scariest thing you’ll see all day
• Only in America does he get a TV show
• Sofia Vergara out and about
• Mark Zuckerberg has a Facebook stalker. HAHAHA
• The funny new show you should be watching

With Jesse Eisenberg hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend and The Social Network looking to snag a few Oscars in a little under a month, we thought we’d take a look at 8 types of creepers Facebook’s created. If you’ve seen The Social Network, Jesse’s portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg might lead one to believe Facebook’s founder is a creeper himself. What do you think? Take a look at our rundown and let us know in the comments.

Saturday Night Live has been in a rut lately. One of their best cast members, Andy Samberg, is under-utilized, Seth Meyers sorely misses Amy Poehler on Weekend Update, Bobby Moynihan is a very poor man’s Chris Farley, Kristen Wiig plays the same character in every skit, and Fred Armisen is around strictly to impersonate Obama. They should really re-n… Click to read more

Time Magazine unveiled their 2010 Person of the Year issue featuring an emotionless Mark Zuckerberg, sporting a despondent, almost alien-like facial expression. We couldn’t help but notice the resemblance to another famous despondent alien-like creature… Meathead from the the 1984 teen comedy classic “Meatballs 2″. After adding Meathead’s signature yellow rain hat, we think there’s a good possibility these two fiveheads were separated at birth. Me-Ted… Me-Mark. What do you think?

Twenty six year old Facebook founder and “star” of the hit movie, “The Social Network“, Mark Zuckerberg has been named TIME’s Person of the Year for 2010. Facebook’s come a long way since 2004 when it launched as a social networking site strictly for enrolled college students. Now, every soccer mom, grandpa, and sister-in-law is on The Book poking away. Mark joins the ranks of fellow People of the Year, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and You. Yeah, remember that? Anyway, to celebrate Zuckerberg’s crowning achievement, we present a funny photo gallery of his many faces. Some would say his two-faced, there’s at least 40+ that we counted. LOL!

For the second week in a row, The Social Network was #1 at the box office. It’s a bittersweet pill to swallow for the face of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg. On one side, you’re honored to be immortalized on the big screen. On the other, you’re displeased with the way your “character” is portrayed. Well, in our latest photo gallery you’ll get to see pride, shame, and a whole bunch of other expressions as we show you the many faces of Facebook’s founder, Mark Zuckerberg.

This weekend’s entries feature a social network, a social worker, a socially awkward vampire child, douchebags, lack of ballbags, hatchet wounds, chain letters, and number crunchers. Now quit livestreaming your gay roommate’s sexual jaunts and “poke” this preview column…

We’ve all seen the billboards. The words “Punk”, “Genius”, “Billionaire” spread across the face that lies beneath it. That face, of course, is supposed to be Mark Zuckerberg, the face of the Facebook. The question that comes to mind when passing those billboards is, “Can this movie match the networki… Click to read more

MySpace ran a huge ad for “The Social Network”, the new movie about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. COED finds this awkward. What do you think?