Unless you’re Biff Tannen, it’s awfully hard to get rich predicting sports.  Who the hell would’ve said a year ago that Indianapolis would be on the clock with the #1 Pick while the Bengals are prepping for a wild card showdown with the Texans?  Or that Adam Dunn would forget how to hit a baseball?  Nevertheless, predicting sports is what m… Click to read more

It’s been quite a year for Kate Upton. We first caught wind of the 19 year old Michigan born model when she appeared as one of the rookies in Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Swimsuit Issue. We quickly crowned her the next great American bikini model. Since then she Dougie‘d, got stabbed by Daniel Tosh, and nun’d it up for The Three Stooges. Now, she’s reportedly…

November 11th is Mark Sanchez’s birthday. On this day, the Jets signal caller turns 25. Mark’s acquired a number of nicknames over the years – Sanchize, The Dirty, and most recently Flinchez for his embarrassing display against the Bills in Week 9. Being the top gun in New York is no walk in the park and Sanchez has handled most of the criticism and skepticism fairly well. From the backlash over his homoerotic photos in GQ to eating a hot dog during a game to banging a 17-year-old, it seems Mark’s been a marked man. Through it all, though, he’s kept winning ball games – none of which were pretty but a W’s a W. As long as he keeps avoiding Ls, he’ll keep getting T&A even after chicks see our birthday gift to him – funny pics and gifs of #6. Check ‘em out after the jump.

In this week’s NFL Upon Further Review, Atlanta’s Julio Jones had a big weekend, Mark Sanchez’s blocking leaves something to be desired, Rex Ryan can jump, Dexter McCluster can leap Miami Dolphins in a single bound, and Patrick Peterson sends St. Louis home in shocking fashion in overtime. Check out the best highlights and lowlights from week 9 of NFL action after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Dave Chappelle gives his first interview in 5 years, Google buys Motorola Mobility, Mark Sanchez admits he wanted to fight Rex Ryan, Tara Reid got hitched, Jessica Alba had her second baby, Breaking Bad got renewed, Kate Plus 8 got cancelled, Lebron James got dunked on by an Asian kid, Terminator has a Twitter accont, a Ninja Turtle robbed Wendy’s, Rick Perry blew a corndog and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

So, by now, you’ve heard the NFL Lockout is over. We would say thank the Lord, but Tim Tebow’s already done that about a bajillion times so we’re good. We received an email from this agency pointing us to a video they created with some players to promote Madden ’12. In the video, Tim Tebow exclaims in his best Bart Scott voice, “Can’t wait!” Little does Tebowner know Scott trademarked that ‘ish.  Looks like the quarterback will be coughing up greenbacks to the Jets linebacker. That’ll teach Timmy to stop quoting people (Jesus is getting pissed, dude). See the video evidence after the jump.

The scenario’s all too familiar, you’re sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or… E! News… and you see a guy who’s got it all. Money, looks, women – the dude isn’t lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy “The Change-Up” hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we’d like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

We’ve been following the Eliza Kruger – Mark Sanchez saga very closely. Why? Well, we’re trying to figure out what made her so appealing to the Jets second year QB. For those who don’t know, Eliza’s a 17 year old high schooler from Connecticut who Sanchez befriended towards the end of the season. He gave her tickets to the season finale against Buffalo, hung out with her at Nobu in NYC, and apparently slept with her at his house in New Jersey. Sanchez was hoping she’d keep things under wraps,  but like most underage chicks, Eliza is super proud of the situation and has been telling/showing e’erybody about their tryst. Read more and see the pics after the jump!

We love the Jets like Rex Ryan loves this little piggy. So with Gang Green facing ‘do or die’ in tonight’s AFC Championship game, we thought what better way to get our game face on, than with a good old-fashioned Rex Ryan locker room rant. This speech is certain to go down in history the 2nd greatest pep talk of all-time right behind Knute Rockne’s ‘Win one for the Gipper”. It’s an incredible speech and an even better T-Shirt. “Let’s Go Eat A Goddam Snack!”

Before last Sunday’s games, there were eight teams getting ready to hit the panic button at 0-2. Some teams gave their fans a glimmer of hope (Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings), some avoided a potential winless season (St. Louis Rams), and some still face that possibility (Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers).

College football WAGS are pretty well documented here at COED. We’ve featured the mysterious Tebow girl numerous times and we were the first to discover Colt McCoy’s girlfriend Rachel Glandorf in 2008. One thing that all these top winning quarterbacks have in common are sexy leading ladies. Maybe the root of ND’s troubles stems from the level of sexiness supporting the team.

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NFL mock drafts have been undergoing dynamic shifts across the internet nearly every week for the past three months, ultimately trying to predict which hotshot prospect is going to land in which NFL city this spring. Well, draft day is rapidly approaching and now it is time for COED to take a look at who’s hot and who’s not heading into this weekend’s draft.

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Say Hello To The New 2009 USC Song Girls
It seems the big news in L.A. late this week was the revealing of the 2009 USC Song Girls squad. Let’s get our thoughts on the table and move onto more important items like why the Ole Miss coach isn’t giving it to his pretty hot wife, Kimber. [Busted Coverage]

Coach K Is Royally Pissed at Raleigh
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