In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world’s most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie’s wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying ‘haboob’, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne’s nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Mark Cuban peeing with a trophy, Game of Thrones star getting stabbed then drinking, a Chinese Iron Man, Rebecca Black robbing people, Jennifer Aniston home-wrecking, Taylor Momsen sans pants, Leann Rimes’ sex tape, Diablo Cody’s influence on strippers and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• Sasha Jackson in a Bikini is the Only Reason to Care About Blue Crush 2 (Hollywood Tuna)
• Worst Terrorist Movie Ever (Cracked)
• What Y’All Know About Freestyle Canoe? (Barstool)
• A Date With Kate Upton (Guyism)
• Sasha Barrese from the Hangover (Maxim)
• NYTimes.com Gives The History of the CrossOver (BroBible)
• 25 Greatest Mark Cuban Drunk Pics Ever (BustedCoverage)

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For most of us, posting messages to Twitter is about as banal an activity as you can get. But if you’re a professional athlete, with leagues, coaches and fans all constantly watching what you have to say, posting your thoughts to the trendy social networking site can get you in a whole lotta trouble. Here are 10 athletes whose Tweets have landed them in ho… Click to read more

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• Mark Cuban: 14 Moments of Billionaire D-baggery

• Drink Up, Have Better Sex!

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We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently… Click to read more

Craziness! It seems that the lawyer’s from the UFC finally submitted Randy Couture and Mark Cuban in the battle to decide where the now-45-year-old cage veteran will be allowed to fight. People in Las Vegas have been whispering for some time that UFC President Dana White and Randy had begun to renegotiate on more personal (read: no lawyers) termsR… Click to read more