Pick a card, any card. This marks the second installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.
This week’s prize is Marissa Miller! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.
Don’t worry, everything’s SFW–if you consider looking like a douche safe for work, that is.

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