Just when you thought Marisa Miller might’ve jumped the shark, she comes out guns (amongst other things) blazing with her pictorial in the May 2011 issue of Esquire then christens her new Twitter account with a twitpic of her hanging with ESPN sportscaster (and COED Roastee) Erin Andrews. She also dominated the Kentucky Derby. With Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker giving into our wildest fantasies by posing topless, we’re hoping Marisa does the same. In the meantime, you’ll have to settle for her hottest side boobs and hand bras.

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Oh, Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet.

Oh, Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet.

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