Just when you thought Marisa Miller might’ve jumped the shark, she comes out guns (amongst other things) blazing with her pictorial in the May 2011 issue of Esquire then christens her new Twitter account with a twitpic of her hanging with ESPN sportscaster (and COED Roastee) Erin Andrews. She also dominated the Kentucky Derby. With Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker giving into our wildest fantasies by posing topless, we’re hoping Marisa does the same. In the meantime, you’ll have to settle for her hottest side boobs and hand bras.

There’s a laundry list of reasons Marisa Miller is a Perfect 10. Her smile, her flowing golden locks, her taut torso, and her firm beach butt – take your pick! In this photo shoot from an upcoming issue of Shape, she makes us all drool like extras in Zombieland by showing off her “resume” in a bikini. These are great, but she still looks better in motion. See the pics after the jump!

Now this is more like it! Earlier this week, Maxim’s annual Hot 100 List was released and Katy Perry, of all people, took the number one spot. Yes, I had my problems with the ranking, but I respected Maxim’s decision… mainly because of Katy Perry’s uber cleavage. So, today we get yet another annual hottie list, and this time it’s FHM’s Sexiest Woman on The Planet, and boy do they get it right… the bodacious Marisa Miller has been named the Sexiest Woman on the planet!

I’ve never seen a bad picture of Marisa Miller in my life, view her Complete Web Gallery Index for proof! Marisa carried on this hotness trend at the OK! Magazine Oscar party. Paparazzi went nuts and snapped dozens of steamy pictures of Marisa on the red carpet looking boob-tastic.

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