You’re just about to take a beastly hit from your green and orange flecked dragon bong when you hear a knock on your door. “Who is it?” You ask nervously. “Mom!” is the reply. All that matters in your life comes down to the next few seconds. Where the f*ck are you going to quickly stash your bong? WHERE? Well lucky for you, you’ve read our post on the best places to hide your bong. Check it out after the jump!

The ongoing prohibition of marijuana is awfully similar to the Prohibition of alcohol from 1920 to 1933, which was met with much more resistance in its day (it’s true, alcohol can make people more aggressive, and sometimes the lack of it even more so). I managed to find a person who lived through those hard times and she shared a tale unlike any of the others imparted upon my much younger ears. Check our her account in her own words after the jump.

Some movies are great just to watch for recreation. Others require a higher level of inspection to glean what the makers want viewers to experience. Smoking marijuana obviously induces loss of short-term memory and a lack of concentration in some, but for all those functional stoners out there, the following movies will only be enhanced with a little help f… Click to read more

While some ganja makes you feel as euphoric and hyped up as Roger Rabbit when he’s with his wife Jessica, other smokeables may have left you too zonked out on your couch to do anything but watch “Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman” while eating your weight in cheesy puffs. There’s no cause for alarm if you feel unusually spazzy or drained. It’s most likely not laced with anything. What you’ve experienced is the difference between Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica. Check out our easy to read table along with a full explanation after the jump .

In a recent “piece” about homemade bongs, we took a gander at which liquor bottles make the best bongs. However, we realize not everyone has the time or resources to do this. This post goes to those of you who are inspired to make a homely device but are too poor, lazy, or impatient with tools. Smoking weed from these will almost certainly fix all of those aforementioned problems you have. Check out our list along with instructions after the jump.

Look. sometimes smoking makes us just a little bit forgetful. Sh*t happens. Unfortunately, that forgetfulness can often cut down on our smoking because we forget what time it is. See where this is going? No? That’s OK, you probably smoke a lot of pot. I’ll make this easy for you: we have a 25% discount for some weed watches, you know, watches that let you know when it’s time to blaze. Check it out after the jump.

I’ve said this before, but when I’m high you can put all your money on the fact that I’m definitely eating and watching something. If I’m in a normal stupor, I could always go for the obvious pot-head comedies. However, if a lady friend is present and I want to seem smarter than I really am, I reach for the marijuana documentaries. Here are six of the best weed documentaries meant for Higher Learning. Remember: you can’t overdose on education. Or weed.

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

Have you ever been chilling out and thought to yourself, “Man, I really wish I knew how I could get higher.” If you’re thinking this, likely you’re already high so all you would have to do is pack another bowl or roll another blunt. However, if you’re trying to get MacGruber with it or you don’t have a lot of supplies, you could always try out our suggestions, which include fruit, steroids, and infusion techniques. Check ‘em out after the jump.

So, we decided to call our new weekly weed column “The Weedly Column”. In it, our dank dude Greg delves into the difficulty of job searches for recent graduates that may or may not smoke pot. Topics that are discussed include the various types of tests, stereotypes associated with potheads, your rights as a citizen, and choices that you have. Check out our highly acclaimed article after the jump!

After interviewing a 21-year-old college student last week about her views on weed etiquette, we decided it would be dank to get another perspective on the guidelines for ganja goodness. We triangulated the position of an anonymous dope dealing 21-year-old college student who was willing to let the monkey out of the bottle on the dealer’s POV. Prepare to get a glimpse into the world of drugs through the glazed and glassy eyes of a marijuana dealer. Check out the full interview after the jump.

Blazing solo is a mellow way to unwind, but sometimes you just want share the kind bud with some buddies. You’ve probably had some memorable smoke sessions with your friends but what if you could smoke with a group of 10 celebs? You buggin’ out yet? Well, we’ve got a list of famous faces that will guarantee the puff parade of the millennium. We’re talking righteous riffs, laugh factories, and storytellers. Check it out after the jump and let us know if we missed any (because we got high) in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Just blaze!

Twenty one-year-old college student Raevyn H. started smoking cannabis when she was 14, and began smoking regularly when she turned 16. She decided to take a break for a year and, like most smokers, has come back. Since picking up the pipe again, she has smoked bowls for days (literally). Graciously, she took some time off to speak to COED about her views on proper etiquette within marijuana culture. Check out the full interview after the jump!

Whenever I’m high, I want three things: funny sh*t, food, and more weed. In this post, we address the first of my desires – shows that are guaranteed to make me laugh my @ss off. Sure, the development of On Demand television makes it easier for me to find what I want, but sometimes I forget what I’m doing. For the sake of potheads everywhere, I propose a channel that plays only what we want to watch through the clouds of smoke: Channel 420. Check out our nominees and vote for the shows you think should make it onto our channel after the jump.

Nobody wants to kill another person’s buzz while blazing it up, especially when you’re being smoked out. However, some rookies go down roads that should be less traveled and strike up conversations that make for awkward encounters of the high kind. Below is our list of a few depressing subjects to avoid that can bring people down from their high. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when you aren’t invited back. Check out the list after the jump!