It must really suck to be a celebrity. Splashing in the waves in Miami, sunbathing in Barbados, hanging out poolside in Hawaii, or crushing pina coladas on your yacht in Cabo San Lucas. What a joke, man. See if you can get as jealous as I am looking at this past week’s pics of Aida Yespica, Maria Menounos, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, and Jessica Alba in their bikinis.

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features the 20 hottest photos of the Columbian dual-sensations the Davalos Twins, some of the finest booties in the whole internet land, Maxim’s sexy intern Lindsay, Maria Menounos celebrating her bikini body on the beach, an epic game of Find Her, Olivia Wilde is the hottest KU Basketball fan ever, Jenna gives you a go-to photoshoot for your spank bank, and UK model Sophie Howard is done with modeling.

Daily Snapshot is our round up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s gallery features Shera Bechard the hottie who invented #FriskyFriday, girls in oh-too-tight-dresses, another round of Massive Monday Mammaries, Sara von Schrenck poses for Elle Mexico in a bikini, Maria Menounos in Nitro magazine, Sara Jean Underwood doing hot nerdy things again, foxy Fonzies in leather, Jordana Brewster (plus other Jeter ex-WAGs), and the always invigorating Rali Ivanova. Check out the hot pics after the jump!

The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards went down last night in LA. There were a ton of stars in attendance with the weirdest being a tie between Lady Gaga (who was all done up as her alter ego “Jo Calderone”) and Nicki Minaj (who looked like a kindergartener’s nightmare). Some of the younger female celebrities dressed like old biddies (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens) while others murdered stellar dresses (Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato). But enough of our take on the hot or not of last night’s event, take a look and vote for the sexiest chick in our poll after the jump.

August 8th is “Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day”. No joke. I wish I made that up. We’ve comes across (ew) some crazy, WTF holidays and observances in our day, but this one takes the cake. While it sounds pornish as sh*t, it’s actually because the plant grows so fast and is so bountiful that gardeners try to unload it any way possible, including sneaking it onto their neighbor’s porch. Since everyone’s sick of eating zucchini at this point, we thought we’d show you other ways you could put ‘em to use. Check it out in the photo gallery after the jump.

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

Here’s the always stunning Maria Menounos dropping some mesmerizing cleavage. Is that a vision of perfection or what? Seriously, everything about this little olive is absolutely jaw dropping, especially her tendency to show off her drop dead sexy curves every chance she gets.

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Sunday marks the premier the sixth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. This show is a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

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