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Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!

Loosely translated, Mardi Gras is French for “Fat Tuesday” the last chance for sinners and saints to absolutely wild the F out before the beginning of Lent, a period in which people fast or deprive themselves of the stuff that makes life worth living. That’s why it’s scary to think that these chicks are flashing their flesh puppies and making out with each other everywhere. Does that mean we CAN’T see that once Lent starts? Guess we should stock up on beads and fire up the RV. Still no idea why girls love these cheap, plastic trinkets. Unless it’s used for something sexual. Then, we’re totally on board with this scam. See the debauchery after the jump!

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Mardi Gras is not fun. I’ve been to Mardi Gras many of times. Here Are a few of the horrible things about Fat Tuesday.

Mardi Gras is drawing near and time to get your liver prepped for the torture that it is fixing to go through. For the faint of heart, the next couple weeks may prove too much; for the brave and daring it means the opportunity for a booze filled sex-capade.

Gather 5,000 of the craziest “Girls Gone Wild” chicks from the last decade, and enough booze to fill a lake.  Pour in a good helping of Thanksgiving Day and World Series Parades.  Finally, do the whole thing on a Tuesday with 10,000 of your closest friends . . .oh and everybody get naked – That’s Fat Tuesday!  Don’t believe us!… Click to read more

Two out of the three are favorites of men everywhere and the third can lead to more of one of the others during a certain time of year (I’ll let your minds wonder about which). In case you have not figured out when I’m talking about- it’s Mardi Gras!
Yes, boob fans, Mardi Gras time is drawing near. Time to push your liver to the limits and haggle with drunk women (or so… Click to read more

It’s a tradition as old as Greece and the Olympics itself–the running of the Olympic torch. And now on the eve of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, I got to thinking what items would be passed if marathons were held for some other important events.

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Woo Hooo!! It’s Mardi Gras people, and that means it’s time to celebrate. But instead of just giving you the standard bead babes, we thought we’d offer-up something a little lot different for this year’s Fat Tuesday. And if you’re a boob-lover, you’ve just hit the freakin’ jackpot. We present to you, Fat Boobs-Day!

On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you’ll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you’ll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have no clue – it’s best to not ask…

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