Todays’ WTF news items feature a new line of soft drinks that will get you high, a line of padded underwear for guys so we can turn the tables on fake chicks, and a college that can’t be real. Read more weirdness after the jump!

We are all uniquely and individually disgusting. This was brought to my attention on a recent trip to the drug store, when I discovered, en route to the candy aisle from the shampoo aisle, that there are a lot of really disturbing products out there. So I decided to go back to see what else I could find. Turns out there was a lot of stuff to work with — mostly found on bottom shelves…