We guys are simple. We don’t need much. We want to eat, we want to drink, we want to have sex. We don’t worry about appearances be they physical or age related. Every time you insist that we are it makes you seem just a little more psycho to us. If you really love us and want to make us happy, you would act interested when we try to introduce porn to you; after all, you’ll be receiving all the benefits of the tape without having to do any of the work! Trying is important to us too; how else can we tell if you’re a keeper? If you are really interested in going the extra mile for us here are 5 things you can do to keep us happy.