For all you unemployed people out there, I’d like to tell you about a job you might not have heard of: worm grunting. The up side is, you get to live in Florida to do it. The down side is, you have to work in a place that’s actually called “Taint’s Hell”. Seriously. And then you have to “grunt” for worms with a giant stake in the ground, which, when rubbed in a certain way with a giant piece of metal, makes massive earthworms come out of the ground like magic.

In case you missed game two of the Eastern Conference Finals between Cleveland and Orlando, here’s video of Lebron James’ game-winning 3-pointer, taken with only one second left in the game. Needless to say, they don’t call him King for nothing.

I’m not even exactly sure what magic is, or whether or not it exists at all – but NYC-based singer/songwriter, stand-up comedian and vagina spokeswoman Jessica Delfino might have the answer. Apparently, her pu**y is magic! I’m guessing supposed to be a good thing, but as soon as she starts pulling rabbits out of there, I’m going to be very upset.

To learn more about Jessica Delfino, click here or here or here!

Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodlingâ€?, “snugglingâ€?, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.â€? Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.” (more…)