“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses dry girlfriends, how to get the most out of your digits, knowing when to say when when calling, and wondering why women hate it when you push her head down for oral sensations. See Charlsie’s advice after the jump!

Listen, guys. I am a lady who has had sexual intercourse…oh…say….more than a few times. I am also a lady who does not want any STDs. Therefore, I am a lady who has safe sex. That means, you, male lovers, wear a condom.
Now most guys in my past haven’t thought twice about wearing a condom. Turns out most guys don’t want STDs, either… Click to read more

Water Ball
Price: $439
Finally you can walk on water just like Jesus (facial hair optional). Made of a clear transparent material all you just have to blow it up, open up the zipper, climb in, and re-inflate. Go for a run, or look at fish through the bottom. The possibilities are endless. Just don’t stay in there longer then 30 minutes or that Carbon Monoxide wi… Click to read more

Monday 9/17 – You Just Don’t Feel Like It
Tuesday 9/18 – You’re Having Orgasmless Sex
Wednesday 9/20 – You Secretly Think Sex Is Dirty
Women’s magazines slip us the kind of information that we wouldn’t find elsewhere; they reveal a female perspective that most men just aren’t privy to. How they read into… Click to read more