“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses dry girlfriends, how to get the most out of your digits, knowing when to say when when calling, and wondering why women hate it when you push her head down for oral sensations. See Charlsie’s advice after the jump!

Moving from a dorm or a dirty frat house into an off-campus house is one of the perks of becoming an upperclassmen in college. You usually pick your friends, find a place, sign the lease, and then party on your own terms. However, just like dorm-room essentials, every guy moving into an off-campus house (whether it’s a one bedroom apartment or a four bedroom house) needs a few things…

Every once in a while a product comes along that makes you shake your head in disbelief and say, “No Way”. Spray hair, “Natural Male Enhancer”, Pheromone Cologne . . .please. So it’s no wonder that the gang in the COED Offices were a bit skeptical about the claims on the bottle of K-Y Intense. Now, if you were expecting a “Penthouse Letters” style review, my apologies. We’re going to go at this from the Lab Coat Perspective.

Listen, guys. I am a lady who has had sexual intercourse…oh…say….more than a few times. I am also a lady who does not want any STDs. Therefore, I am a lady who has safe sex. That means, you, male lovers, wear a condom.
Now most guys in my past haven’t thought twice about wearing a condom. Turns out most guys don’t want STDs, either… Click to read more