No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. Th… Click to read more

Louis CK’s Live at the Beacon Theater special is streaming online at LouisCk.com for 5 bucks and you HAVE to watch it. Why you ask?  Because despite being one of the funniest mother f**kers on the planet, Louis CK is also one of the coolest.  Instead of releasing the show in limited release through HBO or Comedy Central, Louis funded the show out of his own… Click to read more

First, let’s define “relevant”. It’s “Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand”. In terms of stand up comedy, that means having a connection with your audience. You’re up there on stage, making observations, and the audience whether they sympathize, empathize, or just process what you’re saying and they respond in a favorable way (read: they f***ing laugh and clap). Comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld became huge celebrities because audiences could relate to them in some way. But those guys aren’t “relevant” today. So, who is? Let us break it down for you with today’s most relevant comedians in our list after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover the fact Apple has more cash than Uncle Sam, Soulja Boy’s $55 million jet, Lady Gaga’s boobs, Kylie Johnson, Louis CK dominating Letterman, Hustler’s offer to Casey Anthony, a bombing victim with a spike lodged in her head for 5 days without knowing it, Hitler cat and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

The 7/7 episode of Louie on FX begins with him moving a desk that has sentimental value to his daughter who grills him about it. Then, out of nowhere, she pulls off this cheerleader / gymnast manuever where she pulls her leg 180 degrees from its normal standing position. Like… easily. Not a wince or anything. And she holds it. And I’m gonna say right here and now that wasn’t in the script. Because Louie looks at her for a solid 5 seconds then gives this bewildered expression. Anyway, after seeing it, I thought I’d pull bunches of other awkward family photos. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet’s top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today’s items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino’s toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco’s first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Season 1 of Louis CK‘s hit FX show “Louie” released on DVD and Blu-ray this past Tuesday (June 21st). The much-anticipated second season premieres tonight (Thursday, June 23rd). Louis’ a veteran comic who’s been around the block – many say he’s the reason Dane Cook is rich and famous. Yet, he’s not a well-known face or name outside the stand-up comedy circuit. Shocking when you consider all of his accomplishments. S,o to celebrate the Season 2 premiere and S1 on DVD – and to give credit where credit is due – we compiled a list of little known facts about the red-headed menace. Check ‘em out after the jump.

With Nick Swardson’s new show Pretend Time debuting this week (Happy birthday, Nick – he turned 34 last week) along with the release of “I Am Comic” on DVD, we thought we’d take a look at the best “bits” that caught on with the American public. The following routines brought each comedian out of the comedy clubs and onto the main stage. Here are 8 bits that made comedians famous. (Obvious Note: NSFW)

Go to epixhd.com/invite/ to watch the new stand-up concert movie from Louis CK, “Hilarious” online.

This week’s entries feature hmmm, I dunno, SATAN! Also releasing are flicks featuring robbers, whores, and cartoon dogs. Atone for your sins, y’all and repent like it’s hot, ‘cuz these previews are straight up sinful.

• Louis C.K. Tells Us About “Being White”

• How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex

• I Wanna Feel Audrina Patridge’s Boobies

• Electronic Rubik’s TouchCube

• Kings of Leon Rockin’ Burberry

• It’s Like ‘Star Wars’ Meets Beer Pong

Comedian Louis CK explores the boundless world of animation:… Click to read more