Wednesday, some lucky Queens, New York resident won a staggering $133 million in the Mega Millions state lottery. And since I live in Queens, I was pretty pissed off it wasn’t me. Then I made myself feel better by remembering that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, “hookers and coke” is not the right answer.)

After a little research, I’ve come up with a few quick tips for how to conduct yourself after becoming richer than your wildest dreams. (more…)

At some point last year Eli Manning decided he wanted to become an NFL star and now a few months later (with a Super Bowl ring & MVP trophy and multiple commercial endorsements in tow) Manning is laughing his way to the bank.

Eli’s fully automated Hoboken, New Jersey condo he shares with new wife Abby was the subject of a recent profile piece for Electronic House.

One must see is the Batman-esque one touch hidden bar. Eli isn’t a flashy guy but as he explains, “I just wanted the place to have a little secret.”

If you are reading this, you didn’t win the genetic lottery and won’t be suiting up in the NFL/receiving the fat paycheck Eli does – sorry. But if anything, the tour of his condo could be used as motivation to work hard and land a killer job. But chance are, you’ll just get drunk like the rest of us.

Check out Eli Manning’s killer ninja house, here!

Pool Stunt Ends Painfully
These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of chairs lined up next to the pool then have a friend run straight at them. It does not go well.

Lottery Spending Spree
Two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze and complete debauchery.

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