What To Do If You Win the Lottery

Wednesday, a lucky Queens, New York resident won a staggering $133 million in the Mega Millions state lottery. And since I live in Queens, I was pretty pissed off it wasn’t me. Then I remembered that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, “hookers and coke” is not the right answer.)

Tour Eli Manning’s Pimped-Out Cyber Pad

At some point last year Eli Manning decided he wanted to become an NFL star and now a few months later (with a Super Bowl ring & MVP trophy and multiple commercial endorsements in tow) Mannin…

Video Trifecta: Head Smash, Winning the Lottery & Shadow Puppets

Pool Stunt Ends Painfully
These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of chairs lined up next to the pool then have a friend run straight at them. It does not go well.
Lottery Spending Spree
Two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze …