At first glance, this might seems like some type of ironic joke. But you’d be wrong about the ironic part. This is actually footage from outside a 1991 rodeo in Calgary, Canada called the Calgary Stampede. Needless to say, these dudes could have benefited to at least take some yoga kickboxing or something, because this is pathetic…

I can totally understand why someone would want to know how to breath fire. It’s a freakin’ awesome trick. But the thing about breathing fire that people forget to fully realize is that not knowing what the hell you’re doing can result in burning your f**king face off. Like this dude…

Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus. Because of its success, LOL Cats has spawned an entire sea of knockoffs hoping to catch the wave alongside the whole phenomenon. Here are the 4 I hate the most. (more…)

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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As you might have guessed, we here at COED love gymnastics. And we also love people f**king up on video. So a video of the “20 Most Painful Moments in Gymnastics” could not be more up our alley. The only thing these failing flippers have going for them is the landing mat.

The picture you have just witnessed is not a reenactment. It’s an actual shot, taken by my equally-disturbed friend, of a comment made by a professor on an assignment of mine. …Excuse me?

But the trauma doesn’t end there.

I obviously set the picture as my default on Facebook, and then two days later received a friend request from the teacher.

Wait, I’m sorry–WHAT?!

Since this unfortunately isn’t the first time I’ve encountered either problem, it’s subsequently been the last straw. The way I see it, there are two major problems in this situation: (more…)