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		<title>ONN Presents: The 15 Funniest Live Local News FAIL Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can't tell you how many times I've been fooled by The Onion's headlines. We're not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they're BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass's head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with 'em. Though we don't have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real 'reels' of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America's Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=354362&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Danza Hates Local News [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at COED are <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2008/05/15/sex-position-of-the-day-the-tony-danza-slap/">big fans of Tony Danza</a>. So when he goes on the local news for an interview about his new flick, and then realizes that he's on the local news, he starts being kind of a d!ck about it. But you know what? That's OK - because he's the g*ddamn boss.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=72031&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bird Craps In Reporters Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local news guy reports on the Canadian Brown Finch overpopulation in town. Irish people say it&#8217;s good luck when a bird craps on your shoulder or head. I don&#8217;t know what it means when they drop a deuce in your mouth.

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