Tony Danza Hates Local News [Video]

We here at COED are big fans of Tony Danza. So when he goes on the local news for an interview about his new flick, and then realizes that he’s on the local news, he starts being kind of a d!ck about it. But you know what? That’s OK – because he’s the g*ddamn boss.

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Bird Craps In Reporters Mouth

Local news guy reports on the Canadian Brown Finch overpopulation in town. Irish people say it’s good luck when a bird craps on your shoulder or head. I don’t know what it means when they drop a deuce in your mouth.

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