Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful – but this one is simply awesome. I’m not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

When two people stop loving each other, all hell can break loose in a matter of seconds. It takes a lot of self control to keep the whole process from dissolving into an all-out war. Which is why commercials like this are just…priceless.