Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. So, in no particular order, here are 10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick.  (more…)

Driving is a delicate endeavor – not only do you have to make sure you don’t f**k up, you’re effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you. So it’s no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don’t know how truly bad they are. So here are five ways that you can tell if you are the driver that everyone hates.  (more…)

After stealing the show with his first leading roll in The Hangover, Zach Galifianakis has secured his spot as one of the funniest comedians on the planet. But fans of Galifianakis know the eccentric beardo has been creating some of the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious comedy content for years. Here are our picks for Galifianakis’s Top 20 Most Awesomely Awkward Internet Moments. (more…)

Most people are not criminals. Sure, everybody breaks a law or two, here and there. But for the most part, we’re all a pretty law-abiding bunch. So when you’re not breaking the law, being treated like you are should piss you off. Here are the five most common ways people are treated like criminals, even when they’re not doing anything wrong whatsoever. (more…)

Toss on your flip flops, light up the grill and grab a cold one, because summer is almost here! And that means the fun is just getting started. So to kick-off the greatest season of 2009, we’ve compiled a list of the top 101 sweetest things about summer. From bikini babes to BBQ, this is what to look forward to for the next four months.  (more…)

Too hot and bothered to get up off the couch but sick of sitting there with drops of sweat slowly dripping down your back? Check out five classic video games that’ll take you a world away from the sticky heat… (more…)

Don’t get me wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are  the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass.  (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man) (more…)

Fraternity. It’s synonymous with brotherhood. Or maybe it’s the very definition of brotherhood. And like real brotherhood’s charlie horses, dead legs, rat tails, and atomic sit-ups, there are major prices to having a fraternity brother as well: member dues, emergency keg funds, stripper fees, and hospital bills. As many freshmen think about which fraternity to join on campus, they have to ask themselves: Am I willing to pay that price? If your answer is a meager, “No thanks,” then we wish you the best of luck in your collegiate endeavors, you g*ddamn independent. If your answer is a hearty, “Yes,”  then you need to know exactly what you’re getting into – what kind of “brothers” you’ll be pledging with, beer-bonging with, keg-tossing with, and threesoming with. Luckily, we at COED have put together a handy little cheat sheet to help freshmen – and those slacker sophomores who regret not pledging the year before – navigate the Greek scene by profiling each kind of “Frat Guy.” (more…)

Being the leader of the free world is a tough job. You have to have a set of stones if you’re going to let the world know who’s boss. However, some Presidents are more physically imposing then others and would have no problem showing the opposition who’s boss.  Here are the top five President’s that, if Politics were the UFC,would stomp Hugo Chavez’s ass. (more…)

As you hopefully know by now, the outfit a woman wears has a huge impact on how smokin’ she looks. And nothing helps that noble cause more than the sexy styling of the stocking. There’s just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind. So to push you one step closer to the loony bin, we’ve put together this tribute to stockings that’s so hot, you might have to take a break to get all the way through. Warning: Some of these links have NSFW ads – but so what? Having a job is overrated anyway.

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