How to identify a pervert, example #1: “Perverts are clever. They will use foreign languages to sound like they’re from England in order to deceive their victims.” Just one of the awesome moments from Ray Amsley, your favorite peg-legged speech-impeeded self-defense teacher.

When I was still dancing, I worked with this girl. Her name was E. We knew so many E’s at the time, we started attaching adjectives to their names, to tell them apart. There was Cool E, Hippie E, and the E that we worked with. She came to be called Dumb E.
E Had a serious lisp–the worst lisp I’ve ever heard. She was also incredibly stupid. She was a y… Click to read more