How in the holy f*ck is Helena Christensen 43 f*cking years old?! Like outside of Demi Moore (who apparently keeps her figure by starving herself and doing whip-its), can you name another woman in her 40s who looks THIS good? I’ve been in love with her the Danish supermodel ever since I saw her in Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Games” music vi… Click to read more

Last time we checked in with Cassie, she was in the running for SI’s New Model Search and didn’t have a Twitter account. But almost a year later, the actress-model has appeared as the Lovely Lady of the Day on SI.com, on Playboy’s blog The Smoking Jacket, in three consecutive issues of Maxim, and even uses her provocative powers and captiva… Click to read more

Victoria’s Secret Angel and burglar of my heart, Doutzen Kroes, turns 27 today. The 5’10″ blue eyed blonde has been destroying loins since ’04 and most recently starred in “Nova Zembla” the first 3D Dutch movie ever made. I have a tendency to fall in love very easily – it’s not a good look – so when I f… Click to read more

When you think of curves, you think of Kelly Brook. Her womanly figure can settle the rage-iest of beasts. So, if you’re feeling extra ticked off today because of the SOPA | PIPA blackout, we’ve got just the cure: a double dip of new Kelly Brook pics. The first photo shoot is for a lingerie company called “New Look” while the second is f… Click to read more

Is Behati Prinsloo one of the greatest model names of all-times? Like if you’re an up-and-coming model who wants to literally make a name for yourself, you can’t do any better than that. It’s impossible to forget. The 22 year old Namibian looks pretty in Pink, which I immediately hate myself for writing. In the other corner, we have Georgi… Click to read more

It’s safe to say we need to feature Edita way more often. We’ve lumped her in with other Victoria’s Secret models and linked to her pics on other sites, but we’ve never really dedicated a post to her. I know I’m saying this as I pit her against another 10 we’ve never devoted an entire post to in Lais Ribeiro (no relation to A… Click to read more

So, January’s always a fairly slow month – people are peeved they’re back at work and that the holidays are over. I’m sure there are eager beavers out there wailing away at their New Year’s resolutions, but for the most part, no one wants to do anything. I believe these pics of Irina Shayk in Intimissimi and Nina Agdal in Freder… Click to read more

2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover model Irina Shayk loses the top and exchanges her bikini for lingerie in this f***ing inferno of a photo shoot for Esquire UK’s February 2012 issue. I have to think this will go down as one of the sexiest magazine pictorials of the year. The arm bra pic alone is quickly approaching legendary status. Is it too s… Click to read more

For the past couple years, we’ve shown you the very best in sexy calendars for the upcoming year (here’s 2010 and 2011). You might think hard copy calendars you hang on your wall are outdated, but there’s something about them that makes them extremely valuable. For one, your Google calendar doesn’t welcome you with a gorgeous girl… Click to read more

Alright, so we kinda sorta missed the boat on this unbelievably awesome Austrian model Kathrin Wederitsch. Pics from her shoot for Palmers Lingerie‘s 2012 collection leaked about 1-2 weeks ago, but we’re just now catching wind of this. We’re busy people, we ain’t got time to bleed. We DO have time to tell you the 5’10″… Click to read more

Not only is today Boxing Day, December 26th is also significant because it marks the end of the USSR in 1991. On this day, the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union met and officially dissolved the largest threat to the United States and world-wide democracy. I wasn’t really old enough to appreciate what that meant for the world at the time, but I’m sure glad that today these 21 Russian hotties live in a country that allows them to strut their stuff so freely. Check out Mother Russia’s hottest exports after the jump!

I feel like I discover a new hot girl every day I come to the office. THis time it’s 22 year old Dutch model Marloes Horst. The blue eyed blonde enjoys dancing and surfing while I enjoy lap dances and surfing the information superhighway. Close enough. She started modeling in 2007 and has appeared in Italian Elle, Russian Vogue, and my dreams. She’s also in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar, which you can see here. Check out her latest shoot for Free People along with her sexiest pics after the jump.

Claudia Costa is a melting pot of hotness. She was born in Portugal, raised in Canada, moved to Miami, and now lives in LA. According to her girl on girl interview with Jennifer Vaugn of The Smoking Jacket, her loves include Johnny Cash, INXS, sushi, pizza, the Maple Leafs and Florida Panthers, and she speaks three languages (French, Portugues, English – doy). Playboy Mexico’s Miss November 2010 also had a cameo in Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation. She probably played a bellgirl… Check out her hottest pics after the jump.

We’ve done a lot this year in 2011, so it’s going to be somewhat bittersweet to say goodbye. Not only have we covered all the newsworthy stuff, we’ve shown you some of the hottest ladies that exist in all the internet realms. Yeah, 2011′s been pretty awesome but watching her leave is going to be just as nice. I’m saying that because she has a nice a**… Check out what I mean in the gallery after the jump!

Danielle does it all. She has top notch cleavage, delivers a mean hand bra, and can look just as hot in lingerie as she does in the snow. Currently, she’s featured in a Christmas campaign for charity, which is a great way to raise awareness since her spectacular chest is nominated for 2011 Boobs of the Year. Her sexy calendar got us in the holiday spirit but we’ve been counting down the days to her birthday so we could give YOU her 50 sexiest pics. Check ‘em out after the jump.