After years of Playboy begging LiLo to pose for the leading men’s entertainment mag, the troubled 25 year old has finally caved in for the low low price of $1 million. While some of us say it’s about 5 years too late, the majority of men are more than happy Sam-Ron’s ex has come to her senses. Of course, she’s already posed nude for a couple other mags – including a turn as Marilyn Monroe, so this isn’t completely shocking. In preparation for what’s sure to blow the pants off every man on Earth, we ask that you peruse her hottest photos and imagine what those bad boys will look like in the open air. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan: these two words might spark differing emotions depending on who you are. If you’re a housewife or soccer mom, you might have some very choice words delicately laced with profanity. If you’re a guy, you’ll most likely remember the good old days of Mean Girls (not the Parent Trap, perv). After seeing these photos from her recent photoshoot for Blank, your mind might just go blank. See what we mean after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced on Friday by Judge Stephanie Sautner to 120 days in jail for violating her probation yet again. Fortunately for LiLo, her $75K bail was quickly accommodated and she was released after only 5 hours of incarceration. We’ve always been big fans of Lindsay here at COED and we think enough is enough. It’s time to give Lindsay a break. Despite her family being whack, she’s shown great effort to get her life back on track. It’s high time the courts and the media give her the opportunity to do so. While our headline and gallery are meant to be tongue and cheek, she’s beautiful and promising actress with a f**ked up family and she deserves the opportunity to prove herself. Leave Lindsay Alone.

Honestly, we don’t know what to believe about Lindsay Lohan these days. Is she a thief? Is she bisexual? Is she a coke whore? Is she really 24? We know one thing: the tabloids and the paparazzi love her. It’s not hard to see why – her rack could make Justice regain her eyesight. Previously, we showed you her beautiful bombs bouncing out of the courthouse, now Egotastic has photos of her in a skintight dress outside a Los Angeles courthouse where she’s trying to convince a jury she didn’t steal a necklace from a jeweler. Lindsay! You don’t have to gank necklaces, we’d be more than willing to give you a pearl one! See the pics of her pretty sweater puppies after the jump!

It looks like it’s the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she’ll go to jail. Now, LiLo’s cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it’s not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we’ve seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we’ll never get tired of ‘em. We say she’s guilty… of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!

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