Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover leaked online yesterday and everyone went f***ing nuts. We didn’t post on it mostly because it was a really sh*tty pic that didn’t show much. From what we did see, she looks amazing, but the folks at Playboy are dynamite at deleting imperfections. Case in point, Tara Reid. I loved Tara Reid but after Frankenstein nip slip and tummy tuck nightmare, I thought there wasn’t a shot in hell she’d look good. Fast forward to her Playboy spread and eyebrows raise. “Not bad”. So, what should we expect with LiLo? Reports state she won’t do full frontal nudity, which I hope doesn’t mean we won’t see nips. To celebrate her cover and pictorial, we’ve pulled together the funniest LiLo-themed demotivational posters.

What in the holy hell in recidivism? Well, if you’ve ever seen Raising Arizona, you’d know it means “repeat offender”. There’s no bigger repeat offender when it comes to sideboob exposure than Lindsay Lohan. While some might find her lack of coverage offensive or inappopriate, we can’t applaud her efforts enough. LiLo’s been through more legal trouble than the Cincinnati Bengals and now that she’s under house arrest, we’re pissed; we’ll no longer get the satisfaction of seeing her boobs pop out of her top as she strolls to and from court. Those things are more out of control than her. Please set up a webcam and UStream account, Lindsay. For the good of mankind. Check out all her sideboob “offenses” in the photo gallery after the jump.

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Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

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If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?
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