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As long as people continue to make music, other people will make year end lists chronicling it. Artist of the year? Song of the year? Album of the year? Depending on how much you care about these things, there are literally dozens of different places for you to find out who and what, in very esteemed professionals’ opinions, have taken these top honors (Spin, Rolling Stone and Pitchfork being the most notable).

But have you ever wondered what other people who care lots about music but don’t necessarily make their livings criticizing it think the best music of the year is? Hype Machine, the indispensable music blog aggregation portal, is sure hoping that you have, and they’ve decided to make yet another list of the top 50 artists, songs and albums of 2008. This list, which they’re calling Blog Music Zeitgeist, is compiled by the people, for the people. Instead of lame old professional music critics calling the shots, they’ve reached out to some of the coolest, most prominent music bloggers on the net and asked them to capture the defining musical spirit of ‘08 in list form.

The results are… well, they’re kind of the same as all the other lists. Santogold, Wolf Parade, No Age, Deerhunter, Girl Talk, Hot Chip, Lil Wayne and Coldplay are there, just like every other list. However, their 50 songs of the year, which lists songs in order of release date instead of best-ness, has very little in common with the other lists, and has lots of excellent, easy to download tunes and remixes.

New Year’s is coming up fast, and that means you need to get your Eve party plans in order. To help you get things started, we’ve compiled a massive list of all the best New Year’s Eve shows from around the country. From Buckethead to the Wu Tang Clan, there’s a show going on no matter your taste in music. So skip the overpriced, crowded bars this Dec. 31st, and go straight to rocking your F’ing face off!

Check out COED’s Ultimate New Year’s Eve Concert Guide here! (more…)

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Rick Astley Wins ‘Best Act Ever’

First up today, we’ve got a complete idiot f**king around with an Alligator, who gets exactly what he deserves. Next, Macs vs PC turns brutally violent. Kevin Rudolf & Little have a new video for their song, “Let It Rock.” Meet the dolls from the deepest depths of Hell. Pee Wee says ‘no’ to crack. Extreme arm wrestling is F’ing stupid. And this hot brunette news anchor wants some “ass cream.” What was she up to last night?…

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SNL is back, kicking ass and taking names. Sure, the season premiere proved Michael Phelps should stick to swimming, but you can’t deny Tina Fey’s awesome portrayal of Sarah Palin in the opening sketch. We loves us some Liz Lemmon.

Lil Wayne’s much anticipated sixth studio album, “Tha Carter III,” has been released today. The first single from “Tha Carter III,” “Lollipop,” sits a top the Billboard Hot 100 list, making it Wayne’s most commercially successful single to date–and the definitive jam for summer 2008.

Big things are expected of “Tha Carter III“, as it has received high marks from the likes of AllHipHop.com and other music publications.

Watch the music video for Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop” after the jump! (more…)

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Joke Of The Week

Ever since Jay-Z made his not-much-of-a-comeback with Kingdom Come naysayers have lashed out on his depleted skills and tired subject matter. More than a dozen albums deep Jay has yet to return to the level of street-smarts and high-life elegance of his debut, Reasonable Doubt – then again not many have.

Unfairly written off as a Biggie clone, J-Hova’s endless output has marked him a quantity artist rather than quality. Inspiration in hip-hop today is thin on the ground; for that reason Jay has turned to film for inspiration – a Denzel Washington-starring mafia film based on a true story.

Art imitates life this time around.

With his catalog previously ending on an awkward, lopsided note Jay-Z delivers a quality, low-key release with American Gangster, an album that may end up being shoulder-to-shoulder with The Black Album as latter-day Jay’s finest. (more…)